m-ercutios
m-ercutios
like, literally malformed
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corey | 22 | they/them | disabled and tired | probably cursed or some shit
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m-ercutios · 6 hours ago
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i dont care about validity i care about my civil rights
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m-ercutios · 6 hours ago
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nationalism is a disease
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m-ercutios · 15 hours ago
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i just... i just wanna wake up to crab raves..
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so. many crab rave.. plese
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m-ercutios · 15 hours ago
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all animators should be paid one million dollars per frame
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m-ercutios · 19 hours ago
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i would give riot an obscene amount of money for a complete political history of runeterra
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m-ercutios · 22 hours ago
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If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.
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m-ercutios · 22 hours ago
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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
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m-ercutios · 1 day ago
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I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.
Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.
Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.
Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.
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m-ercutios · 1 day ago
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Other people's emotions are deep and complex and beautiful but mine are proof that there is rot at the core of my being
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m-ercutios · 1 day ago
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driving in the city is all about using your maximum amount of brain power to avoid a vehicular manslaughter charge while seemingly everyone else around you has made it their holy mission to get hit by your car
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m-ercutios · 1 day ago
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[guy with the Cant Focus Disorder] why the fuck can't I focus
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m-ercutios · 1 day ago
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m-ercutios · 2 days ago
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Cleaning gets easier when you remember it's a thing you're doing to make your life less miserable, and not a thing you're doing as punishment
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m-ercutios · 3 days ago
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how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.
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m-ercutios · 3 days ago
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m-ercutios · 3 days ago
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eventually I'm going to write something better and more fleshed out than this but I fucking hate how 'ableism' gets watered down to the point that calling anything 'ableist' at all turns you into a caricature in the minds of people who never took ableism seriously in the first place. people already see accessibility as some kind of extravagant demand of the over-privileged and they always have. and the way they engage with discussions about disability are shaped by that. including the fact that (perhaps seemingly, perhaps actually) laughable accusations of ableism get more attention than they should. which reinforces the accusations of 'accessibility as a privilege' over and over again until 'disabled' is synonymous for 'whinger and bitcher and complainer'. do you know what I mean.
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m-ercutios · 3 days ago
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tiger tale toys 🐀🐁
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