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#everyone’s username becomes either caesar or brutus randomly and you can’t change it#brutuses can only stab caesars but caesar’s should get some kind of fun thing. as a reward for being a knife holder
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@biocrafthero as a pursuit au professional what is your opinion on this if i tag it pursuit hero
"Stuck in the timeloop as a punishment" is cool and all, but stuck in the timeloop voluntarily though? Oh, brother. Stuck in the timeloop cause you just can't move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know that it's not real and whatever should've happen already did. Stuck in the timeloop even if doesn't makes you happy. You just can't bear the thought of not being able to see them ever again. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know you should move on. Stuck in the timeloop even if you know they would want you to move on.
But maybe just a little while longer.
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I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
#one time in 7th grade i argued with this dude abt how saiki from saiki k could beat luffy#i watched both saiki k and one piece and he had only watched one piece and i was like dude.#he can literally just teleport your little loser guy to the bottom of the ocean#but yeah those arguments are stupid#also the penguins of madagascar could do it and gordon ramsey would make mincemeat out of that little bitch
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i forgot I'm super popular on my platforms, to the point where my friends tell me my art gets reposted other places or their friends show them art without bringing me up 😭😭😭😭
I've become Mr worldwide and I'm here for it
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Seen someone say “I can’t die, I got graves to dance on that hasn’t been dug yet.” And honestly, that goes hard. We need to keep that energy.
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You cannot, will not & shall not say the F slur, that is only to be said by gay'd men from the 1640's
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if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died
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I made the Calvin and Hobbes hot chocolate.

Spoiler alert, because the marshmallows are lighter they just column out the top of the mug. I had to wait for all of them to melt to be able to drink it
as someone who has a degree in what is essentially applied fluid mechanics I should've known better. but for a moment the childish wonder just overtook me
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i played with that medical training app a little bit


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all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???
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