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will you die at 33 like jesus did?

Yes it is the consequence of being the only real Catholic out there. I believe it will happen after I rise to power through controversial means, legalize crucifixion, am eventually found guilty of crimes the good people of America have never even heard of, and am killed by my own followers in an act of vigilante justice through the same execution method I used to eliminate all of my rivals. As I bleed out on the cross, I will look to the heavens and say, "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they are doing." Then God will reveal His plan was to abandon me all along, and I will say Fuck That and jump off the cross and Joker Everybody to Death

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So what if I am wearing a KFC uniform and my special muppet hat? I am still the cuntiest bitch at the roller rink

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Statler and Waldorf heckling at the annual Muppet orgy.

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When they crucify me, they will also crucify Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets to my left and right so that they may heckle my final moments

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At least you cooking means you get to choose what you want, right? You could be stuck eating whatever she chooses for ya

Well normally I come home from work and sit at the table with a napkin tucked into my little shirt with a fork and knife in my hand which I bang on the table until she brings me whichever meal I am requesting via shout at the top of my lungs. But today she just left me to scream and starve! Guess she hates Non Binary People.

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which of my household appliances am i most closely related to

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Something about this is oddly beautiful. Somebody took the time out of their day to create these elemental cats. I think this has given me more will to live.

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everyone more pretentious than me is an insufferable poseur and everyone less pretentious than me is a clueless philistine

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THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN

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Not ashamed about what I did at Thanksgiving! They thought they could contain me, but there is a wolf inside me that Must Be Released

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So my housemate just hallucinated an entire second shadow the hedgehog game where he has to get sim points from The Devil. From The Bible to 'become king of hell or something'. He also become the president, which had something to do with the Devil, while comatose.

I didn't know bring high did THIS to someone

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Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...

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that is just a ritual idc

Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.

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Have you ever wondered how tech technicians recover data from faulty flash and memory whose data cannot be recovered by normal methods.

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that some people respond to any well-foreshadowed reveal with “ugh that plot twist was so predictable” proves bad faith criticism has rotted their brains to the point they think it’s bad writing if they can correctly identify information the writers were intentionally giving them