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is anything as pure as a mango. is anything as humble and good and forthright as a mango, i ask you.
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This cat has a better life than me
Eevee The Adventure Cat
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I left this fake guest book at a Florida Airbnb. See a bonus page on Facebook.
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hope ghosts aren’t real when i die they probably got some stuff to pull me up for about what i do when i’m by myself
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fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
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on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz
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proof that global warming is fake
y am i cold n lonely in the nighttime
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Men choose Hamlet because every man sees himself as a disinherited monarch. Women choose Alice [in Wonderland] because every woman sees herself as the only reasonable creature among crazy people who think they are disinherited monarchs.
Adam Gopnik (via quotesandnonsense)
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Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things
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t22felton Lord of the ring
New video from Tom’s instagram
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when people text you first but then don’t respond ??????! …..wyd?????? ….. what ya want??????
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Me: I feel horribly lonely and crappy
Brain: isolate yourself from everyone because they hate you
Me: perfect
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