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Anita Bryant just died and I haven't seen one crab rave gif on my dash yet... Come on people

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gender-affirming surgery is a months-long dark comedy. what the fuck do you mean you're charging me double for everything. what do you mean they itemize the bill by left and right ball. what the fuck.

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could u pls do a skitty?

Skitty is a fave of mine

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This was funnier in my head

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“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

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I'm, above all else, a tangentgirl. always saying shit like "sidenote," "oh also," "by the way,"

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I have a giggle everytime I pass this mural in veilguard. This is all I can see.

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had a dream that there was this new tiktok trend called "scrubbing" where people would take images of fictional characters and put them in images of bathtubs and drag around transparent pngs of soap and brushes with their tiktok art tablets and like liquify tool their hair down to mimic giving them a shower. and people would get into flamewars in the comments of every single video over the types of soap they picked and if the images had decently removed backgrounds and if they got soap in their eyes. and it got onto the news because it turned out everyone doing the trend was doing it compulsively like they physically couldn't stop and each video was a solid few minutes long because they were just collectively obsessively recording themselves fake-showering these fictional characters and arguing about it online

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can we just say sex and lesbian no more of these weird ass words just say it with your chest pussy

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