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They’re back!!

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boop ~(=^‥^)ノ✨

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Thinking about that series on TikTok where canon batfamily characters meet their fanon counterparts and I think all canon characters would have a sort of disdain to borderline hate for their fanon versions EXCEPT BRUCE. Canon Bruce would be seething with jealousy

Canon Bruce: so you’re saying… most of them live with you. In Wayne manor. And it’s not burned down every week.

Fanon Bruce: yup! All of them except Jason, he and I don’t get along very well you see… he’s always angry with me so the weekly family dinners are always tense ://

Canon Bruce, through gritted teeth: you see him regularly? Must be nice.

Fanon Bruce: it is! The kids can get a bit rambunctious at times but thankfully their older brother Dick is always there being the good responsible mentally stable older brother he is so there’s not much damage except the broken vase or two

Canon Bruce, glaring daggers: is that so.

Fanon Bruce: there’s also Tim, he can’t get enough of his coffee, sometimes I have to replace it with decaf just to get him to sleep!

Canon Bruce, who has found Tim napping in places he didn’t think was humanely possible to sleep in: hnn

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Does anyone have that image of Sam Reid photoshopped onto the textbook white pharaoh

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Jason: I’m dating Roy

Bruce: Hmm (derogatory)

Jason: He has a daughter which makes you a grandad

Bruce: Hmm (delighted)

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The other night I had a scary dream where I was being attacked by aliens with one having those people eyes dogs sometimes have but also John Wolfe from YouTube was there pointing out all the details that proved it was fake because I had just watched his Ghost Adventures video the day before

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Ok I caved. Old couple goes to Costco

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In fairness to Dracula, who HASN’T brought snacks for a roadtrip only to go through them way too fast and end up with almost nothing for the last part of the trip?

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gaspar & juan, nuestra parte de noche: the father pouring himself into the son (to save him? so he can be who you never got to be?)

nuestra parte de noche by mariana enríquez / heirloom by sleeping at last / el camino by miguel delibes / nuestra parte de noche / brickmakers by selva almada, trans. annie mcdermott / heirloom / nuestra parte de noche

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Lestat your mother never loved you. Armand you should kill yourself. Santiago you wish you had this much gay sex.

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Interview with the Vampire | user Starpeace

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if there's one thing to take away from iwtv series is that yuri always comes on top

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Feature article from the May 2024 edition of SFX Magazine, written by Tara Bennett. Images courtesey of maharetcompound.

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A mushroom-covered dog statue

By r/LacedBerry on Reddit

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"Robin brings light to the darkness" or something

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dad said it was my turn with juni ba's jason