lykoian
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You can be as mad as a mad dog at the way things went. You could swear, curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go.
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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how it feels to suddenly remember you never replied to someone’s text
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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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#switched to firefox from chrome last year and it doesn't suck in my experience#the adblocker works perfectly so i never have any ads on youtube which was the main thing i switched for :)
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i want to suck some dicks to get over someone but i installed tinder for half a day and it just irritated me so much, it all felt so phony. thought about installing one of those friendship apps instead to just find some friends closer to home but human connection is mortifying and uncomfortable and thinking about the effort i'd have to make makes me nauseous
#i even like. ok maybe i shouldn't just tell this to a random group of strangers but like#i googled around to find like sex/swingers clubs and#while they seem like the most fun option i was rly turned off by their websites#cus they all have like model perfect naked people#which i get like u can't have actual members on the website#but idk could you really not hire some different models or pay for some stock photos that look more natural lol#all this to say i wish the person who essentially dumped me would just change his mind so we could be happy#cus we're both miserable and i just feel like i'm about to explode
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we're sending your confirmation code on the delicate wings of one of god's wonderful creatures known as "butterfly"it will be there in 2 hours
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