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Uh, in light of recent events here’s my twitter.

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sisterchris >> lyefish

I guess it was time for a change

I also gave in to brand continuity because i’m weak

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I’m not about to kinkshame a whole aquarium but

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people who don’t interact with fandom and write about it in publications to say stuff like “and, you might want to sit down, but fandom is perVERSE!!! THEY WRITE ABOUT CHARACTERS HAVING SEX!! SOMETIMES EVEN MAKING THEM GAY” are so annoying. there are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy (hamlet/horatio modern au, 5.7K, PWP light bondage)

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D-dark RC... sexy headcanons about Victuuri's size difference??? o///o

According to the YOI wikia, Victor is 5′11″ and Yuuri is 5′8″. For reference, compare Valtteri Bottas and Marcus Ericsson in this height comparison chart of Formula 1 drivers. Theirs is a lovely height difference, because it puts Victor’s lips at the same height as the space between Yuuri’s eyebrows. All Victor has to do is step close to press kisses there, and it’s something he does often, but even sweeter is that he barely has to do any work for a proper kiss–just cup Yuuri’s chin in his hands, thumbs stroking the throb on either side of the curve of Yuuri’s jaw, and tilt it up. He’s dated and slept with people of all heights, has stooped to kiss them and felt the ache in his neck, has craned his own jaw up for mouths out of reach, but with Yuuri it’s effortless to just tip up his chin, part those lips beneath his, and take what he wants. 

And don’t get me started on their size difference. Like, look at this: 

Are you fucking kidding me. Look at Victor’s fucking wingspan. Look at how broad his shoulders are. You know he gives the best hugs; Yuuri finds every excuse in the book to be wrapped up in them. When Victor’s lying on the couch watching another episode of Would I Lie To You? on his phone, Yuuri climbs on top of him and just goes boneless, forcing Victor to sling his free arm around Yuuri’s back to keep him from falling off. Or when Victor’s in the kitchen and burning the kolbasa, Yuuri will wander in and force himself in between Victor and the stove, pressing close, burying his face into Victor’s shoulder while Victor holds him tight with one arm and tries to put out the inevitable grease fire with the other. 

But his favorite is when Victor holds him from behind. Since Victor walks on cat’s feet, Yuuri never hears him coming, so every single time is a complete surprise. It always makes Victor laugh–”were you expecting someone else?” Of course Yuuri’s not expecting someone else. It’s just that no one’s ever held him before–not like this. His brain is still scrambling to log in the feeling of a broad chest slotting up against his back like the final piece in a puzzle that’s taken years to finish; he’s still trying to compute what it feels like to be pulled in and wrapped up, safe, sheltered from everything in the world that could go wrong; and every time it’s completely new, because the muscles that should hold that memory have atrophied over the years. But someday Yuuri will be so used to it that, when Victor comes up behind him and slides proprietary arms around his belly and chest, he won’t even twitch. Until then, he’s more than happy to be surprised by and then melt into every touch.

AND SHARING CLOTHES I MEAN

Yuuri is all about big, comfy sweatshirts and collared shirts that hang off him, which means Victor can never find a shirt to wear because Yuuri’s stolen them all. Victor can’t even be mad about it, because there is nothing sexier than seeing Yuuri lounging in their kitchen, feet absently swinging where he sits at the breakfast bar, wrapped up in Victor’s favorite flannel while trying to translate the front page of Известия. 

Victor totally gets his revenge by stealing some of Yuuri’s shirts, which are waaaay too small in the shoulders and arms, and they all hug the valleys of his six pack in the most indecent ways. If he tries to reach for something in a cabinet while wearing Yuuri’s favorite raglan, it’ll ride up to bare all of Victor’s stomach. It’s unbearably hot and Yuuri can’t help the waves of lust that crash over him when he sees Victor in his too-small clothes. And while forcing Victor to take Yuuri’s shirts off usually leads to impromptu sex, Yuuri has to keep replacing them because Victor’s stretching them all out. 

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A little role reversal for a belated #mermay.... oops

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Active voice: I will write Passive voice: Writing will be done Passive-aggressive voice: I love how you always say you’ll write but never do

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in regards to yuuri’s on-season diet and caloric needs

I see a lot of fics mention calorie restriction, low fat diets, and general deprivation in regards to Yuuri’s diet during the competitive season. About 99.9% of this is inaccurate. 

My mother works in the fitness industry. I’ve absorbed quite a bit through osmosis. Additionally, I’ve dealt with an eating disorder (currently in recovery) for over ten years. An eating disorder that caused me to spend countless hours of my adolescence and early adulthood reading peer reviewed articles about nutrition and exercise, obsessively counting calories, weighing my food, and working out for 3-5 hours a day. 

Am I a licensed nutritionist? No. I will admit that upfront. But in reality, even for athletes, there are basic rules that have to be followed. Nothing will ever trump Calories In vs. Calories Out, lean protein for muscle retention, and the fact that muscle at rest burns more calories per pound than fat. So let’s talk about that in regards to Yuuri Katsuki. 

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the best accessory is a naked yuuri draped over your front, m’right?

sorrynotsorry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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a translation of Yuuri’s official JSF profile shown to us in Yuri!!! on Ice episode 1 and 2 ( ；∀；)✨✨ the photos of Yuuri’s past performance outfits are so nice!

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Art by  tabunsugukesu4

Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)

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It has been my ambition to record a cover of Victor’s beautiful aria “Stammi Vicino” since first hearing it, and discovering it was written just for this anime. I offer my sincere thanks to Hiiteiru for helping this recording become a reality by sharing her transcription of the instrumentals with me.  Several takes (and teas) later, I present you “Stammi Vicino”, the soprano cover.  I sincerely hope you enjoy it; I really wanted to share it with the fandom before this amazing figure skating ride came to its conclusion. P.S. Since the duet’s release, I’ve recorded a second rendition of this aria! You can find it HERE if you’re interested. :)  Thanks VanroMarand, my lovely SS who gifted me this beautiful watercolour art of Victor, used as the track visual here! 

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part 2, as promised

now it’s Yuuri’s turn to be dressed to kill (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[part 1 here]

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victor is dressed to kill (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

part 2 coming soon

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What to do when you don’t like a fic: a step by step guide

Step 1:

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weeeell the years start coming and they dont stop coming and they dont stop coming and th-

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sex is intimate and sacred. your body is a temple and you shouldn’t share it with anyone who thinks katsuki yuuri didn’t deserve gold.