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things my players have done in my kingdom keepers dnd campaign
kept trying to go all clear and go through walls and end up dropping off a second story building
berated maleficent for being homophobic
stole the corpse of buzzy from cranium command
cast thaumaturgy of mickey mouse's voice and started a street brawl in fantasyland
decided in between school and crossing over, to be a crime fighting vigilante named Punch
killed Kronk in a fight
one of them is playing a bloodhunter named Draco Malice
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my kingdom keepers campaign has reached book 3 so they're about to experience the horrors :)
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hey 5 people on kingdom keepers tumblr, I’m currently running a kingdom keepers dnd campaign for my friends and need some ideas. so whats the wackiest thing that you think should happen? they’re in book one right now
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has anyone read the rewrites for book 4 and 5 because every time I remember an new detail or something that was changed I feel like im going insane
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babe wake up, Disney is building up to a real life Bite Of 87
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its time for the once per month resurgence of my kingdom keepers obsession!
#kingdom keepers#why cant there be fanfiction written past like 2012#my friends all hate me cause i cant stop talking about this garbage series
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The number one most confusing thing in the kingdom keepers rewrites is the new cult undertones given to the overtakers.... like was that really necessary?
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RIDLEY!!!!!
I can;t believe that i just read with my own two eyes, that the sorcer mickey’s hat and mickey’s runaway railway existed in the same timeframe
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