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i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

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My back just made such a loud crack when i stretched that it echoed throughout the city and waves of sound landed in the ear of a mouse scurrying across the wabash bridge, giving him pause

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My brother in law recently became a veterinarian and it has really driven the point home as to how fucking bonkers veterinary medicine is. We don't expect human physicians to really know much outside of their own specialty - a dentist, an otolaryngologist, and a maxillofacial surgeon are three totally different dudes. Meanwhile a veterinarian at a wildlife rehab center is doing orthopedic surgery on a hawk and then doing rounds on baby hedgehogs in the hedgehog NICU and administering antibiotics to a ratsnake. And he also knows how to perform surgical interventions on a cow! What the fuck! Those are all totally, wildly different kinds of animal!!

Shout out to veterinarians, they know Too Much.

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nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

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happy new year! reminder that as of January 1st, 2025, the 1929 animated Disney short "The Skeleton Dance" is now public domain!

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ICONIC

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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

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some girl behind me in line at the dollar store today said "girl we've been knowing how to draw. Beatboxing puppy" and it froze me in my tracks i had to stare forward without moving a muscle. The devil's cold breath caressed my neck and i've been marked for death

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isabelle i literally have no idea what you’re talking about

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Rich Chocolate Ice Cream

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was watching this video of a person making piplup out of polymer clay when all of a sudden theyre making???? guns????????

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No new years day will be like waking up to hollyweed on January 1, 2017

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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i had dream you were a plum instead of a fish and you were arguing with a grape

any grapes out there looking to start some shit?