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Thieves cant what?

Speak polari because it's practically forgotten in the modern era of the relms?

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I kinda wanna make my players fight that

“Polygonal Horse II” - Sculpture by Gregor Gaida #inspiration https://www.instagram.com/p/BMz67_vB4Fk/

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wanna see some magic?

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Wood elves? Yes absolutely would. Isn't that my whole thing?

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I made this image and it immediately started giving me a headache just by looking at it

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Look at this phenomenal Nyan model that @fireelementor on twit made me!!! Omggg

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as my own direct immediate list of game grievances i hate that stardew valley expects you to side against a wheelchair user who is upset that he was moved without his consent. i hate that the mass effect trilogy gives you visible scarring as a direct result of choosing mean dialogue and heals it if you're nice. i hate that the vampire the masquerade ttrpg has a monstrous player class that can appear as horrible vampiric monsters or as visibly disabled people and both of these appearances are mechanically the same. i hate that dark souls games have a difficulty level implemented in a way that cannot be adjusted for disability. i hate that i can play as a mermaid or a werewolf or a horse in the sims games but can't use a wheelchair. i hate that the ace attorney games have so much flashing and not all of the games can disable it. i hate that disability is constantly something that happens to teach a lesson, i hate that disability is something that happens as a punishment, i hate that disability is either compensated perfectly with no drawbacks or something that is endlessly sought to be cured. i hate that no character customization will ever include the mobility aids i use, that the player avatars that represent me will never look like me. i am so goddamn annoyed and so goddamn tired.

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If I had elf ears, I'd be fondling those nasty things all the damn time

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worked all night

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dog girl🎸

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Bro why do you keep insisting we try to disarm this genderbending trap? We literally mapped out this whole dungeon floor we can just walk around it...

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I just found out they put old 2020 core book art for silverhand in an in game cyberpunk 2077 magazine (I found it on a pipe going from one building's roof to another)

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rule 1 of playing a ttrpg is have fun and be someone else <3

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Does anyone want to spar or go on an adventure?

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Shit, you think if I named some polyamorous vampire videogame arcade owners Elizabeth, Joanna, Bill, and Ted Logan-Preston my V:tM players would notice?

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everyone STOP having steady 9-5s and start being able to hang out with me at 2 am on a wednesday

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New DnD revelation