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*watches new show*
*sees a character*
*sighs*
*immediately searches x reader fanfiction*
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every time someone says gojo’s mere presence hinders the plot of jujutsu kaisen because he’s too op i lose a year off my life
“he needed to die for the story to progress” and what, pray tell, have we done in the time since gojo died fighting sukuna? surely it can’t be that we’re still fighting sukuna
#no bc why does gege think everyone needs to die in order for it to be a good plot#someone PLEASE tell this man it’s okay to have happy endings im begging#i could name a million shows with qoute unqoute op characters and the authors STILL found a way to drag out the story
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he's just so fucking hot and magnificent,, like–
😍😍 no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride.
think it's def obvious how much I love this man
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who in jjk i think would smell the best ( not in order )
i was reading a random drabble that briefly mentioned the reader breathing in sukuna’s scent and went 🤔 so jus bc nobody asked, here u go
gojo obvi
* i feel like this is a given cus this is mr. satoru spoiled brat gojo
* so he probably switches between several expensive ass colognes that either has ppl turning heads when he walks by or is too much for other ppl
* n maybe this is too cliche but either way, he just smells like he’s fucking loaded cus ofc he is
* ok lwk he gives me dior sauvage cus hes a little WHORE
* he just might stick w somewhat sweeter scents tho cus we all know he’d breath sugar if he could
* he’s such a pretty boy too so i feel like he also has good smelling hair products
nanami
* even tho ken ken is a big workaholic, i feel like he would try his absolute best to take care of himself when it comes to his hygiene
* like theres no way he spends every waking hour in his lil work suit and doesn’t make sure he smells the part too
* w that being said, he’d probably have like a single, pretty decent cologne that he’d stick w that probably smells warm and like professional idfk
sukuna
* HEAR ME OUT
* i just feel like he’d b kinda like gojo and have a couple expensive ass colognes that he sprays occasionally
* but like idk if he’d b consistent w it cus lets be real, that man dont give not one fuck
* but i also feel like he does care just a smidge but acts like he doesn’t so maybe he is consistent idk
* and i may be biased but i just feel like his cologne unironically smells SOOOO good
* idk the specifics but i feel like smth warm and woody? idk
geto
* ok i went back n forth in my head abt this one
* cus it’s not that i think he’d smell bad at all cus yk he’s big on hygiene
* but i also don’t know if he’d rlly wear cologne or anything unless it was a special occasion
* but similar to gojo, he’d probably have good smelling hair products cus duh
* but like i feel like his signature scent would just b like…him idk LMFAO
* but at the same time, his natural scent would probably b oddly comforting
* like yk how u can tell when someone smells like their house?? and then for some it kinda makes you feel safe in a way?? idk maybe im weird but thats how i feel like he’d smell
* on the other hand, i wanna say he might have like one or two rlly good colognes cus this is the same mf that convinced ppl to join a cult jus cus hes hot
honorable mention: nobara
* one of jjk’s it girls, you can’t tell me she don’t smell good
* she also has a shopping addiction likeeeee the signs r all there
* i feel like she probably has a rlly nice floral perfume or smth
* hate to self insert but i could also see her being a vanilla scent fein like me…
* like i cant tell if she gives me cherry blossom or amber vanilla vibes
idk thats rlly all for rn !
#so many conflicting thoughts abt toji tho#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#geto suguru#sukuna ryomen#nanami kento#satoru x you
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idk if this has been said already but i’ve recently rewatched atsv for like the 4th time and tbh….
i really don’t think earth 42 miles would’ve gone down a much different path if he had been bitten like he was supposed to.
like let’s think abt it, even with the technological advancements he has as the prowler, he’s not necessarily fighting crime as it is. like he already has similar abilities as a spider person ( swinging w his grapplers n shit ), but still does what he does.
let’s also consider how his dad hasn’t been around for years, so even w spider powers, would he really have drifted that far from becoming the prowler??? like on earth 1610, w jeff being a cop, i think that helps to instill a stronger sense of heroism in miles. along with the fact that there was a spiderman before miles, so he had more heroic figures to look up to ( also drawing him further from his uncle’s influence ). but without his dad or peter in earth 42, his uncle has a much stronger influence on him, and we all know his uncle isn’t known for being heroic.
this is not to say that he’d become a villain or anything, because as we know, the prowler on earth 42 is not a villain. i just think he’d still do similar things if he had gotten bit, but w spider powers lol !!
#imagine they somehow gave him spider powers in btsv#stop LMFAO#highly unlikely but still#lwk feel like i’m stating the obvious#pls debate w me#earth 42 miles#earth 42 miles x reader#miles morales#earth 42 miles morales x reader
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Kuroo Tetsurō is such a petty fucking scorpio, Daishō literally just said smth about his hair and that mf went straight in like "at least my girlfriend didn’t dump me lol" pls tetsu i can’t 😭
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Credit @/furbyrose on Twitter
Explaining ACAB to white family members
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reminder that this blog, while not politically focused, supports BLM. bootlickers and racists aren’t welcome here, and never will be.
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full offense but if you support Trump:
1) unfollow me and block me
2) go fuck yourself with a chainsaw
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