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estrogen will not turn you into a cute anime girl but it will turn you into some random girl you'd find on the train or at the store
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
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Yeah my name is Tim, short for OpTIMus Prime
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the us banning tiktok over fears of chinese influence prompting americans to flee to xiaohongshu (which translates to little red book - the same name as the famous red book of mao zedong quotations) and form instant connections with the chinese… you can't make this kind of irony up
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one of my favourite things when i'm a customer somewhere is getting the "you see this shit?" look from one of the employees about another customer or coworker. Yes, i have been correctly identified as an ally in your struggle, the customer you can trust to go "yeah, what the fuck?" instead of blowing up at you. i am honored to be knighted by the sword of your piercing gaze ma'am. And thank you for my coffee.
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