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ABBOTT ELEMENTARY 4.09 • Volunteers

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im the unborn child of hugh honey and vic vinegar

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IDC IDCCCC,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THEY SHOWED UP FOR HIM

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The New York Times’ descriptions of the Gang are kinda taking me out

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we will have macdennis. and if we do not have macdennis, we will make the macdennis. amen

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imagine the abbott guys go to paddy’s and janine catches mac staring at dennis and, with good intentions, goes up to him like:

“so what’s going on between you and him?”

and mac, resigned, is like

“nothing, never gonna happen. i’ve kinda given up on it actually.”

and janine’s like

“oh, no! don’t give up, you never know! i mean, it took me and my boyfriend [stares directly into camera] a long time to get together, but when we finally did it was totally worth the wait!”

and mac - old hope brewing behind his eyes - is like

“really, how long did yours take?”

and janine sighs and says

“oh my god forever 🙄, like four years 🥰✨!”

and the beer bottle in mac’s hand smashes into a thousand pieces killing them both instantly

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The dudebros that are like “lol dennis is so narcissistic about mac’s crush on him” as if Dennis isn’t completely obsessed with him as well

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god bless bill ponderosa’s gay emo drug dealing son

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Charlie claims that 17 is one of their strongest in years and teases a few things we somewhat have an idea about...

There's an ambulance of some kind that's used. We saw a photo of one in the background of an Instagram post by Heath Cullens:

It seems this ambulance is actually a part of the plot, and is likely the reason they're using this camera-car rig to film... and it's to deliver for Postmates?

2. The dog track. We do actually have photos from crew members earlier in October that they were filming at a racetrack:

If the racetrack (which is really used for horses IRL) is part of a dog track plot and we go out on a limb and say there probably aren't two dog-related plots, this might indeed be related to Dennis' dog sperm collection. Introducing a dog track could mean that the semen harvesting is, then, possibly a breeding-related scheme.

Charlie's claim that it "Feel like classic, great old episodes" has me geeked. And of course, we already know there's a classic Season 1 character returning, the Chernins have something elaborate cooking (or baking) with the guys, and Thought Leadership is making it rounds at Paddys.

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abbott sunny crossover mac being wheedling bossy and manipulative THAT’S MY MAC!!!

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listen. I love sunny and its writers obviously. but there is something hitting different about dee written by writers who write a lot more women than men lmao

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Made a compilation of (most of) Dennis' gay mannerisms bc I had to get it out of my system

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my biggest takeaway from the crossover was that I ship janine/dee

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(touches mac's s16 shaved face) who did this to you....

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so at the end of the gang gets racist they end up going back to being a straight bar right. but it's mentioned several times throughout the show that barely any women ever go to paddy's and yes that's probably because women don't feel safe there but it would be so fucking funny if the gang was unknowingly running an (unsuccessful) gay bar for the past 20 years. like u go onto apple maps and paddy's pub comes up and it's labelled as a gay bar with 1 star rating. like i think this could be true i mean they have a glory hole in the mens bathroom word's gotta get around about that right

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Noticing how Mac is the only person Charlie seems to be ok with touching him probably because they grew up together and are besties 😢😢