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hope s17 is dennis pining over mac more obviously and mac being completely oblivious to the fact that he’s in still love with dennis i need a second major round of delusional mac give delusional mac back to me blease

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ah

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trash tweens in their middle-school yearbook

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"...m'course I love you, dude."

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MAC and CHARLIE in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 16

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dennis reynolds is in love: a study in heart eyes (and eye-fucking)

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Auh.

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Mac + POLO SHIRTS WITH TIES

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it's funny to me seeing dudebros say that glenn is like dennis irl especially since the podcast cause in a way they're right i mean glenn himself said several times on the podcast that dennis is the version of himself where he lets his ego take over but they're right for all the wrong reasons. because glenn is just a bisexual slut with female rage and an eating disorder while dudebros' perspective is more like glenn is a creep that no one can stand who complains about everything or that he's a "golden god" who dennised his wife

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Rob wrote "plot where we find a baby and my character forces yours into raising the child with me" while he was secretly dating Kaitlin, but the moment they were official? MacDee no more; now my character wants to choke you out every time your character opens her mouth

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i want mac to have a recurring background boyfriend for like at least 3 episodes and then there's an ep where he's really excited to introduce his first bf to the rest of the gang via an embarrassingly formal dinner. but he and dennis end up in a huge fight when dennis -- even more irritatable than usual -- blows up and storms out of the restaurant after the bf is a few minutes late. (why should he bother meeting the guy when he obviously doesn't give a real fuck about mac?)

the bf arrives shortly after, extremely apologetic. he's good-looking and charming, with just enough rough edges to fit in. he wins dee, charlie, and frank over quickly; makes mac almost forget about the fight with dennis. they all have a great time together. get tipsy. hit a bar. dance and drink even more.

at some point, mac and the bf have an intimate, startlingly serious conversation about what had happened with dennis earlier. about mac's feelings for dennis and their fucked-up history. about mac and the bf's feelings for each other and their possible future??? they kiss with emotion.

mac laughs to himself a little afterwards and confides that dennis has been such an asshole lately that he's been secretly using just for men touch of grey when he dyes dennis' hair. instantly, dennis peels off his hyper-realistic silicone mask and launches into a bond villain monologue about how he suspected mac was sabotaging him so he fabricated this identity and pretended to be mac's bf until he could trick mac into feeling safe enough to reveal his secret.

dee and charlie say that mac has been bragging about switching out dennis' hair dye almost every day at the bar, and they could have told him if he'd asked ever.

"dude you like full-on fucked me multiple times," mac says.

"no," dennis says. "you're not understanding."

hard cut to the gang back at paddy's later. everything is normal.

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i want mac to have a recurring background boyfriend for like at least 3 episodes and then there's an ep where he's really excited to introduce his first bf to the rest of the gang via an embarrassingly formal dinner. but he and dennis end up in a huge fight when dennis -- even more irritatable than usual -- blows up and storms out of the restaurant after the bf is a few minutes late. (why should he bother meeting the guy when he obviously doesn't give a real fuck about mac?)

the bf arrives shortly after, extremely apologetic. he's good-looking and charming, with just enough rough edges to fit in. he wins dee, charlie, and frank over quickly; makes mac almost forget about the fight with dennis. they all have a great time together. get tipsy. hit a bar. dance and drink even more.

at some point, mac and the bf have an intimate, startlingly serious conversation about what had happened with dennis earlier. about mac's feelings for dennis and their fucked-up history. about mac and the bf's feelings for each other and their possible future??? they kiss with emotion.

mac laughs to himself a little afterwards and confides that dennis has been such an asshole lately that he's been secretly using just for men touch of grey when he dyes dennis' hair. instantly, dennis peels off his hyper-realistic silicone mask and launches into a bond villain monologue about how he suspected mac was sabotaging him so he fabricated this identity and pretended to be mac's bf until he could trick mac into feeling safe enough to reveal his secret.

dee and charlie say that mac has been bragging about switching out dennis' hair dye almost every day at the bar, and they could have told him if he'd asked ever.

"dude you like full-on fucked me multiple times," mac says.

"no," dennis says. "you're not understanding."

hard cut to the gang back at paddy's later. everything is normal.

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What is happening? (Supercut)

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Mary Elizabeth's post for Danny Devito's 80th birthday

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Dennis looking at Mac when he’s not looking in The Gang Does a Clipshow

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I have a hunch that when Dennis first moved in with Mac he was HORRIFIED by the life of the PLEBIANS and for the first few months he went crazy because his soft and tender bottom wasn't being wiped by the entire retinue of butlers

And then Dennis got Mac into the habit of being clean, and in my eyes, Dennis was drawing up separate diagrams of how to properly wash the floors, wipe the dust, and all that stuff, and Mac was sitting and listening, because well...that's Dennis.