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howdy yall, mousegirlheart here, recording as I always do in mouseville, tennecheese
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Minecraft nerds: make sure you have your spare slimeballs ready and keep your wheat on you for good measure. we’re gonna get this hot girl to fuck us today….hey shes not looking right at us anymore…hey .hey man where is she going?Heres your Minecraft returns policy #minecraft
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yelling "NNNNNNNO MINORS!!!!!!!!" and seeing minecraft steve turn away sadly and start walking away and i cry out and sob but its too late he took his hearing aide out
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shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail ) let me out! let me outtttt!
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nether have I ever given cookies to a parrot in Minecraft
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i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.
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Went outside and it started raining like it does in Minecraft
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and the universe said i love you because you are love
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birch is still so ugly but we came to love it
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