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OKAY SO apparently we did this one before and had different opinions so thats that ig judt consider it updated yeaaaaah ok cya
APPLE PEACH CRYSTAL BAR
Dirk: 4 out of 10. Ehhhhh.
BEN: 9/10 prolly one of my favez so far we are SO back plus its 50% green
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BLUE RAZZ LEMONADE CRYSTAL BAR
Dirk: 5 out of 10. Still too sweet for me, but decent. Another dry one.
BEN: 6/10 kinda gross but alrighty tastes good enough
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APPLE PEACH CRYSTAL BAR
Dirk: 4 out of 10. Ehhhhh.
BEN: 9/10 prolly one of my favez so far we are SO back plus its 50% green
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BLUE FUSION CRYSTAL BAR
Dirk: 4 out of 10 maybe. Not a big fan.
BEN: 9/10 fucking love blue flavor shit
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RED BULL CRYSTAL LEGEND BAR
Dirk: 4 out of 10, kinda weird but not too bad. Another one that somehow tastes dry.
BEN: 8/10 anything energy drink flavor has my vote
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BLUEBERRY SOUR RASPBERRY CRYSTAL BAR
Dirk: 5 out of 10? Not bad, not good either. Really sugary aftertaste which brings it down.
BEN: 7/10 tastes weird but i fuck wit that
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GUMMY BEAR CRYSTAL BAR
Dirk: 0 out of 10. Tastes actually ass, just totally disgusting.
BEN: 8/10 look i wish i could give it full score because its a fuckin baller green color but sadly it tastes actually like vomit so 2 points deducted because of that
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BLUEBERRY PEACH ICE CRYSTAL BAR
DIRK: 0 out of 10, fucking gross.
BEN: 7/10 good n sweet yummy yummy in my lungies
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STRAWBERRY KIWI TWISTER BAR
DIRK: Uhhh .... 5 out of 10? It's okay. Not too sweet but not like, Nice nice. We lost the little thing for it though so we have to suck it out of the hole at the top, which is embarrasing. Extra points for sheer girth, incredibly funny to have to wrap your hand around something to suck it.
BEN: 10/10 its green. doesnt taste shit like strawberry or kiwi but i can forgive it
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APPLE PEACH CRYSTAL BAR
DIRK: 6 out of 10. Suspiciously realistically appley. Kind of dry though.
BEN: 9/10 i love apples but where is the peach here im being bamboozled by big air . good colours its green and pink
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FIRST REVIEW: Peach ice crystal bar
DIRK: Like... 5 out of 10? Overly sweet, kind of gross. Tastes sticky.
BEN: 2/10. fucking rancid. only plus is it made dirk cough because he hates sweet things.
GUEST REVIEWER [RED] : 0/10 just smoke like a real man
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