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you have to outlive donald trump

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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks

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Yeah sure mincing words is fun, but sometimes i wanna just go up to Steve from sales and verbally punch him in the gut for doing the very thing me, the tech, told him would go ass-up very quickly

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go there

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Being german and hearing psychologists talk on the radio about how the rural sections of the US are mostly inhabitated with delusional people… not joking btw.

it’s so jarring when you realize trump supporters aren’t a loud minority and that roughly half the country is voting for that man after EVERYTHING and it makes me sick

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We just know exactly what kind of person this guy is

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That is indeed horrible. I am sorry for your loss.

wait whats horrible

i live in the united states of america

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Aiming a recoilless rifle out the driver side window while my fiancé keeps the wheel steady for me

Relationship goals <3

the thing about the cybertruck being marketed towards people who are afraid theyll get shot driving through a city is that no other vehicle on the market psychologically invites violence and bullets as strongly as the cybertruck does. you see a cybertruck and you wanna empty an m16 into it

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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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A typical Scott the woz video:

Just because this game was good and was beloved by many doesn’t mean it was F****** S*** F*** Horse and dog F***.

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Political compass but gooder

we should be able to have clickmap polls that are on a 2 axis / 4 quadrant grid.

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Hey, can you pick me up?

Sure. Where are you?

Harms way.

Yeah, i guessed as much. But where.

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Me on this stupid app

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Why am i on the laios part of the scale i CANT

the autism spectrum or something idk

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Normalize pirates doing pirate things again. Except sexual assault. Let‘s not let them do that please.

I like how there’s a category of careers (cowboy, pirate, spy, princess) that have a very specific historical and political context that they get stripped of for the entertainment of children

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This. Like, how is it this hard for people to understand? Boomers love denying what they can‘t see.

My doctor and therapist: now with this autism + ADHD diagnosis you need to learn to unmask because masking all the time will make you burn out again and feel like shit

Other people: well it's just interesting how after getting the diagnosis you suddenly start behaving like that I mean I'm not saying you're faking it's just funny how you suddenly cannot be normal like you were before