lunarsorcerer

[lunarsorcerer]

the haters can try to silence me but i will just keep using subtle spell

[lunarsorcerer]

i'm sorry professor, dog ate my homework <- me pretending i can't cast mending

[lunarsorcerer]

hey... i really like you... i made you this spell scroll... it's only for mage armor, i hope that's okay... it took my 4 hours....

[lunarsorcerer]

sorry you said "bear inside u" and i got so horny i passed out, what were we talking about?

wizards made fun of me for not having a spell book but like is it really a flex to have to read all your spells?

[lunarsorcerer]

wizards think they're so cool but i can spend one (1) sorcery point and do a subtle spell and they can't counterspell me even tho i'm only level 3

[lunarsorcerer]

but bestie i also have this skill issue ;n;

wizards made fun of me for not having a spell book but like is it really a flex to have to read all your spells?

[lunarsorcerer]

i just talked to her she said you should call

do u think she thinks about me as much as i think about her? (the moon)

[lunarsorcerer]

"my spell book is much larger than your spell list" okay LOSER sacred flame quickened spell sacred flame

wizards made fun of me for not having a spell book but like is it really a flex to have to read all your spells?

[lunarsorcerer]

wizards made fun of me for not having a spell book but like is it really a flex to have to read all your spells?

[lunarsorcerer]

anyone know where to get ethically sourced moon milk cheese?

[lunarsorcerer]

ever since i was an egg people have been jealous that my pupils are the shape of my lunar phase they would tell me how beautiful i was when they were cresents and how much they desired me carnally and ask my hand in marriage to make the most beautiful babies but i always told them no because i am a committed spouse to my beautiful wife The Moon

[lunarsorcerer]

i don't have very much gold, is that okay? i've been told i'm pretty good with my tongue though...

i keep finding goblins in these caves but i love goblins so i never fight them instead i convince them to unionize against their leaders or become my lovers, but since nothing dies i don't gain any xp... i swear i'm gonna be stuck at level 3 forever

[lunarsorcerer]

i only have 18 gold, is that enough?

i keep finding goblins in these caves but i love goblins so i never fight them instead i convince them to unionize against their leaders or become my lovers, but since nothing dies i don't gain any xp... i swear i'm gonna be stuck at level 3 forever

[lunarsorcerer]

okay, i'm going to find a handsome goblin and become their paypig

i keep finding goblins in these caves but i love goblins so i never fight them instead i convince them to unionize against their leaders or become my lovers, but since nothing dies i don't gain any xp... i swear i'm gonna be stuck at level 3 forever

[lunarsorcerer]

my fuck ass phone autocorrects "vibrator" to "vibratory" for some reason and i never catch it until it's too late

the button to turn on my vibratory just says "fun" on it and every time i click it i do in fact have "fun"

[lunarsorcerer]

the button to turn on my vibratory just says "fun" on it and every time i click it i do in fact have "fun"

[lunarsorcerer]

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