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nooo brain ahah don't pay attention to that random wave of sadness please

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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

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'People are panicking about AI tools the same way they did when the calculator was invented, stop worrying' cannot stress enough the calculator did not forcibly pervade every aspect of our lives, has such a low error rate it's a statistical anomaly when it does happen, isn't built on mass plagiarism, and does not obliterate the fucking environment when you use it. Be so fucking serious right now

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every night I think “wow this might be the night I go to bed early” and every time without fail I fuck it up

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Surely this next six minutes of hitting the snooze button on my alarm will leave me feeling well rested. Surely this time.

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its true that complimenting strangers is fun and nice. people will go "awwww really" when you say their hair is cute. people will go "thanks" and straighten up a little when you compliment the colors they're wearing. people will say "oh yeah i got it at (place)" if you say a charm on their bag is cool. people really do appreciate it and its very whimsy and you can just do this for free

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it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

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they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life

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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

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unfortunately i need to be put down immediately

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anyone wanna take me out back and shoot me like an old dog

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it's gonna be ok except for all of the things that won't be ok which is most of them

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tbh you seem like you were crafted out of fate and neglect