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may every cyclist rip his shorts so that one ball hangs out. may every pedestrian be belamed by painful gout. may every car be totaled running over every horse. may every biker marriage end in bitterest divorce. may every bus flip over and may every train derail. may the app-based electronic scooter finally prevail

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There's just so much I don't know about Tolkien's work

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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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some one just put a cup over me and they’re looking for a paper to slide under me LOL gonna break out from this cup while they’re distracted

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If you've ever felt good when you did something, that's because youre an addict. You are a fucking junkie and you need to stop right now

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A comic based on this poem

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tbh foreign policy was listed as the least important issue for exit polls, arab and muslim heavy states like minnesota and michigan are not what lost harris the vote, and jill stein got under like one percent. everyone making this about leftists who didnt vote either pro or against is making something out of basically nothing. americans are fundamentally boring and apolitical and above all completely self centered. they do not give a fuck about the suffering of people in palestine or ukraine. they just know that gas was cheaper 4 years ago or whatever. the amount of incredibly normal people i know who arent even right wing so much as just sort of uneducated and incurious about any issues / had no interests beyond like big ten sports or binge drinking or getting ahead at work and getting rich are voting for him not people who agonized over a single thing ever. this is unfortunately a non issue bc americans dont care about anything but themselves, you just happen to be around small groups of the exception

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Anything going on today lol

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"Don't lie to people" is all very good until u remember how funny it is to give the wrong birthday to an astrology person and have them go "that explains so much abt you

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Commenters praise the girls frugality

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"so your uncle wants me to spank your ass until you cum like every few months or so?"

"yeah. he was really insistent about the cum thing too you have to do it hard enough that i cum"

"alright sounds good to me i guess"

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Justin Brown Artwork "Apres la fete"