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hate when people are like "trust your gut! listen to your intuition!" like okay well my gut is telling me every person i lay eyes on is hunting me for sport and my intuition is saying i should find a secluded cave and live there forever so what do you suggest i do with that information
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self care checklist
kill
kill
kill
shower
laundry
kill
kill
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the fairies and i did not make any figgy pudding. nobody is welcome to join us
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Here is the hard truth, which no one else has the heart to tell you.
HOUSE OF THE DRAGON 1.02 "The Rogue Prince"
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“Oh my god you’re a writer? Can I read your stuff?”
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some notable catchphrases of 2013:
bitch I might be
do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo !
swiggity swag
the D
wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti
“ hello______, im dad “
AYYY LMAO
W R I T I N G I N T E N S E W O R D S L I K E T H I S
perfect _____ don’t exis-
And now, the weather
at least 2 potato
we’ve come full circle !
life hack :
[ __________ INTENSIFIES]
so many
such doge. much wow. very smile.
mahogany
*sweats nervously*
same.
spooper hot choclety milk
#SHERLOCKLIVES
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Top reasons for there to be a kneeling knight emoji
- Defending women online
- Offering women support when they are in distress
- Commenting on a woman's selfie
- Offering to kill people bothering your online friend
- Sexual reasons
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hold on i need to engineer an image that will cast 20 psychic damage on a niche group of people
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The official statement by Hatsune Miku, the creator of Minecraft, regarding the Minecraft movie
she's piiiiiiisssssssseeeeeeeeeed
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#SonicMovie3 Support us on Patreon
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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spanish conservatives are scandalized with this video as they pretend they don't understand this is an obvious joke
(video by gabitosuarez_ subtitles added by me)
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