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Defunctland good but also every time he comes out with a new documentary I wonder what the fuck his ancestors did that made his surname PERJURER.

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please elaborate on ghosts as pollution

If you leave a corpse in a river and it fucks up the river, that's pollution. If you leave a soul in a doll so it fucks up a house, that's pollution. Human waste product that requires proper ecological reintegration. Simple as.

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Fuck anyone who says I have to forgive everyone, “for my sake.” I worked hard for this anger. I worked hard to love myself enough to hate them.

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Back from the dead. Did anyone order a meme?

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dracula (1897) taught me that anything is possible through the power of friendship, money and violence

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one more day

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no one does it like him any more

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Fic-stealing AI site alert!

Heard about this on Bluesky, checked and they have four of my fics up! The site posts AI cover art and an AI-generated audiobook of your fic, along with the full text. I haven’t found a way to request fic get pulled from yet, I’ll update if I do.

A screenshot of my fics on the site:

UPDATE:

@museaway has dug into the domain registration and found where/how to report things to their host:

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Vetinari: *successfully gets Vimes to accept a higher position*

Vimes: >:( fine. I'm not happy about it, but fine.

Vetinari, internally: *delighted* I'm sicking my dog on unsuspecting society again. I'm enriching him. It's good for his character development. I'm making him someone else's problem again :D I'm so good at running our city. This is great. I should force him into more positions so he can distress more unsuspecting society :D

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"The horse was saddled. The saddlebags contained...seventy thousand dollars...Captain, this is damned stupid."

"I know, sir," said Carrot. "They are the facts, sir."

"But they're not the right facts! They're stupid facts!"

"I know, sir. I can't imagine His Lordship trying to kill anyone."

"Are you mad?" said Vimes. "I can't imagine him saying sorry!"

Terry Pratchett, The Truth

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I mean... they don't talk about Nobby's species much. Congratulations on your poker faces, you two.

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on the discworld, all their chuck norris jokes are about sam vimes. death has canonically had a near-sam-vimes experience. they’ve got a lot of material to work with

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Vimes and 71 hour Ahmed just really have.... something in jingo. The conversations he has with Ahmed where they're comparing their approaches to policing and Ahmed points out that vimes experience in the city is very different from his own.... the way they both struggle with the scope of what they can do vs what Ahmed calls being part of a big crime..... the way vimes's conversation with Ahmed changes him/reveals himself to himself, his dream that he can chase the big crimes and do something about the bigger more systemic crimes.... I don't think vimes really has a relationship like his one with Ahmed elsewhere in the series. Ahmed is his peer and an established officer on his own right. It's just interesting

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can u believe this was published in 1999

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unyassified samuel vimes below

yassified samuel vimes close up under the cut

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I find it funny that Sam Vimes, Samuel "Sam Vimes' Boot Theory of Socioeconomic Unfairness" Vimes, goes out of his way to get the cheapest and most worn boots imaginable, for the explicit purpose of navigating Ankh-Morpork like Toph from fucking Avatar.

My man's going to catch pneumonia one day but at least he can two-factor-authenticate his wherabouts