lukois
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lukois · 1 day ago
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Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case
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lukois · 1 day ago
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millenial ass response and gif
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lukois · 2 days ago
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lukois · 3 days ago
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mens thighs.
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lukois · 3 days ago
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lukois · 3 days ago
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a compilation of my dream man
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lukois · 4 days ago
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lukois · 4 days ago
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It’s el muchacho monday
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lukois · 7 days ago
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the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse
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lukois · 8 days ago
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lukois · 9 days ago
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my 3 week old lettuce in the fridge because i forgot about it
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lukois · 9 days ago
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lukois · 10 days ago
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lukois · 10 days ago
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It nearly fuckeing, chrastmas *Does the harlam shake with all my favorite anime and videogame, characters*
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lukois · 11 days ago
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lukois · 12 days ago
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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
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lukois · 12 days ago
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I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared
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