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fucking whatever man. [my plumbob changes from green to red instantly]
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is life incredibly hard and stressful and daunting for anyone else or just me
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for april fools day, last night i feminized eminem. i put a loreal logo on him, printed him out on glossy paper, trimmed it, ripped the edge. i’m gonna send this to my friend who’s defended him before and ask if this is a girl from one of the bands she likes.
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i sure hope that i don't drop my sacred abyssal egg that delicately contains all of the entrapped evil of the previous era, that would be like rilly bad
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they should invent a doctor that lets you finish your description of your symptoms instead of immediately cutting in and making assumptions about them
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sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible
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