lukeskythejediguy

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I need to sit by the sea for 5 hours about this

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Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

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Peep peep,birdmail is here!

With love, from Palestine 🐦

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i love discovering new music. but there's actually nothing like rediscovering old music. like, hello me from 5, 10, 15 years ago. so good to see you. same heart, i see. god, i love you.

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i would die alone and have my carcass be eaten by vultures before i talk to chatgpt like it's my boyfriend

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they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

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we are devastated to hear the news about donald trump who was tragically found alive in virginia today please respect my family’s privacy in this very difficult time

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Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

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did this happen to anyone else

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in library. talkin about thanksgiving. librarian is asking the kids what they eat, trying to lead them towards thanksgiving food & its like pulling teeth. asking what they pour on mashed potatoes. one kid says Rocks. librarian is like “im thinking of something that starts with GR and its brown” and another kid raises her hand & im like ok this girls on top of everything shes got this. & she goes “gorilla sauce”