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the ocean is homophobic

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U H A V E A T R A S H B L O G

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The Best of Twitter dragging Pepsi™ and Kendall Jenner’s ignorant ass for that horrendous new ad they just released.

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ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

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This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

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reblog if you’re BI, TIRED, or WANT SOME FRENCH FRIES RN

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2x05/2x11 

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did you click on my blog expecting “jokes”?? Fool. I am the joke

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everything i say??? cringe.

everything i think??? cringe.

everything i post????? cringe.

every time i breathe????? cringe.

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man, teenaged girls aren’t allowed to have a genuine interest in anything without being ridiculed for it. if a girl likes ugg boots and starbucks she’s stupid and stereotypical, but if she likes combat boots and obscure coffee houses she’s a hipster wannabe and is trying too hard. if a girl listens to boy bands and other popular artists she’s a dumb follower, if she reads comics or plays video games she’s a poser/fake geek girl, if she likes sex she’s a slut but if she doesn’t like sex she’s a prude, if she wears makeup she’s fake but if she doesn’t wear makeup she’s a slob, if she has low self-esteem she needs to learn to love herself but if she has high self-esteem she’s overconfident and vain, if she’s interested in politics she’s a crazy social justice warrior but if she prefers to stay out of social matters she’s a dumb airhead. girls are literally mocked for every single thing they like or do, no matter what those things are, and i’m really really sick of it.

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yes

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Anyone else’s blogs turning into a mix of lighthearted fandom content and deeply upsetting politics? Cause mine is.

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so my uncle is a priest and apparently can’t deny when i ask him to bless something so i now have a blessed laptop, blessed loaf of bread, and blessed underwear.