luke-from-virginia

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IT’S NAME IS FLOP

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i hate talking to people who've spent their formative years on tumblr. you're like i had to go to doctor today to talk about antidepressants and they're like "mood same serotonin machine broke yeet me into the void" dude shut the fuck up

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People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

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the council

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my bf and I have the same fucking brain

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#the wlw ally we deserve

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So I went to go look at some cats today at a shelter and there was a little skinny cat named Jimmy Dean (like the breakfast sandwiches) and he was purring and sitting on my lap and I asked the volunteer what the adoption process was like and she explained it and then said “hear that Jimmy Dean, you might have a home for Christmas!”

GIVE ME THE FORMS RIGHT NOW IM TAKING THIS CAT

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just came across the funniest minecraft skin i’ve ever seen

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the difference between homeschoolers and publicschoolers

publicschoolers: ready for this text post, not fearful at all

homeschoolers: already worried for the possibility of an upcoming roast

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oh good