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if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

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is this what kingdom heart is like. i haven’t played it

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retrodisneydaily's five year anniversary celebration

favourite heroine (as voted by our followers)

cinderella

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my mom is playin fuckn animal crossing in real life

she got this painting for $75 in an old case at an antique market shes been going to for years, and she thought it looks really beautiful, so she sent an email to a local art center to have it appraised

and now she has an art conservator in her emails making a plan to have her come bring it in to be appraised as a genuine Hokusai wood block print from over a hundred of years ago

thats so fucked up to me. my mom went fuckin shopping at Crazy Redd's

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Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

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2006 Tamagotchi School collector card stickers

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don't give up

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I think you might find the book All Tomorrows quite interesting, though there's some quite sizeable cosmic horror in it, so beware.

clears my throat. fantasy setting where all the standard fantasy races are present (elf, dwarf, human, etc), where all marriages are arranged by the gods, and every year the gods choose champions from amongst the races for a kind of beauty pageant/sporting competition

and over time it becomes apparent that 1. this is our world but in the future and 2. the "gods" are aliens who have bred ur standard humans into different appearances over thousands of years and are doing dog shows with them

also presumably there's magic of the "sufficiently advanced science" sort

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i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

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@portaltowhateverland

ah yes my favourite divorced half-foot dad

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you guys usamericans have dinner at like 6-7 pm and the older they get the earlier they wanna eat their dinner. ive heard oral tales of dinners as early as 3 pm. ive been in this barbarian land for 10 years so ive adapted to their savage culture and simply go along with the primitive ritual of early dinner when required to so they accept me as one of their tribe, but i forget the civilized latinoamerica doesn't know about this exotic nonsense custom

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her doing a jazz album would fix me i would have nothing more in life to ask for