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i think the funniest thing is people who fucking DESPISE dsmp but don’t even remotely understand what it is. told a girl with “dsmp fans dni” in bio who was following my tiktok that i love character tommy more than i probably could love anything else in the world so she should probably unfollow if she doesn’t wanna see that and she went “wait it has characters???” 😭
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Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.
Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.
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everyone on this app yaps about bad media being better for fandoms but dsmp’s untapped and forever unexplored or poorly explored potential and general themes of attachment, grief and childhood and the fact that so much of it was accidental or improvised and the tight knit community that fell apart in less than two years makes it, in my humble and objective opinion, the single most haunting fandom i’ve ever been in. if you even care. clings to everyone like cobwebs i mean just look at all the sleeper agents and old urls that are posting about tonight lol YOU CAN’T ESCAPE
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I love the concept of Wilbur being the son of Death first and foremost, with Kristin being his mother/maker bc the idea of him being a Creation of a goddess rather than just a child born is sick to me
like yes he’s Phil’s son too of course he is, but sometimes his skin is too cold to the touch and his eyes are a touch too bright when in the dark and his voice wavers against your ears like he’s always speaking in some sort of song
Like. Wilbur. But he isn’t human and he never was, he only looks human and knows how to act human because Phil raised him. He gets all his influence from Phil, all those little habits and the toothy smiles, but even all those years in being raised as human can’t scrub off the instinct of feeling in danger when you first meet him. Wilbur knows how to play at being mortal, though, he knows how to joke and play off the unsettling aura around him until you forget it entirely, but it’s still there. He’s got cold blood from a dead woman who’s not from this world, but he won’t let you linger on it.
Not unless he’s meaning to use it.
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I've had this headcanon that ended up developing into an AU.
The "normal" dimension exists, and it's the so called main one. Basically think of it as a copy of our own universe. Some DSMP characters come from there (like Wilbur, Schlatt, Quackity and some others. Also Sally, Fundy's mom.)
Then there's the "Minecraft" dimension, that has players instead of citizens that don't really belong anywhere and just fluctuate between servers. They have their own system, their magic, their gods and all that. But they get divided in different sections of the universe. Think of it like an onion, and the skins that it has. Each layer is a section where different servers exist. Traveling between the "layers" is harder but it can be done. You do need to have an elevated level of magic in you to do that. Most people stick to their own layer and travel between the servers that they offer. The reason why the sections of the Minecraft universe exist is because of all the deities and servers that exist. They need to be managed separately to be easier to keep track of.
I think that servers like SMPEarth, the DSMP, the QSMP, HermitCraft and the OSMP take place in the same layer of the universe. Don't ask me why.
The ones that have lived in the Minecraft dimension know about the "Normal" dimension, but they can never access it. Rips and "bridges" between the realites can be created, however. That is also why most characters know about different countries and can speak the languages that people from the normal dimension do, instead of them all speaking in villagerian or some shit. They don't know much about it though.
Some of the players that have always lived in the MC dimension (I think) are Bench Trio, Fundy, Techno and Phil (they are deities so it's different) , the Dream Team, Eret, etc.
So how does somebody from one dimension go to the other? I think it needs to be done in a significant way. Just like C! Wilbur needed for it to rain and thunder to get back to Utah, he would have needed something similar to get into the DSMP as well. A storm of some sort. Also, it needs to be some special date. Like a full moon for example. The breaches can be caused by paranormal activity too, like the Bermuda Triangle or some shit. Also, you need to desire to escape. You need to desire to get away. So that the universe can drag you alobg to the rip in the reality to the Minecraft Universe because you set the intention for it to happen.
That's it. I like to think Wilbur was a 20 year old that got stressed because of Sally's pregnancy and decided to take his tiny boat out in the sea for a bit. And then he crashes and ends up on the DSMP's shore. Sally, later on attempts to join him but fails at something and instead of coming out human on the Minecraft Universe she's a fish and passes the pregnancy to Wilbur so he's the one to give birth... somehow. I think that is canon. Wilbur did give birth to Fundy. Sally ends up figuring out how to go back to their original universe, and does so, leaving Wil and Fundy behind.
How exactly can Phil be Wilbur's bio father if they are from different universes? Phil is an angel, there has to be some way he can will it into existence. I'm not sure how. Wilbur gets giftted with very potent magic capabilities, as are some of the people that come from the other universe. As well as sleeper divine genes. He has them, and he is capable of bringing them to light. He just dosen't know how to. He does have an amazing intuition, sense of vision and smell and a very sharp space awareness. And pointy ears and fangs, for the fun of it. He also makes killer potions, because he charges them with magic, since he has more magic than the average player (aka Tommy).
This is also why he had a ghost. Because of his high level of magic. Ghosts are considered to be magical beings. Jschlatt also had a ghost, but it was less powerful than Wil's. Since Schlatt comes from the Normal Universe, he too has an affinity for magic, even if it isn't nearly as powerful as Wilbur's. Ranboo also had a ghost. He was half enderman. That is classified as a monster, just like the skeletons and the zombies. They are considered magical beings as well. The endermans more so, since they come from the End, one of the most magical places in the Minecraft Universe. That's why he had one too.
Anyway, I got carried away. I really love this AU of mine. Might update this if i add onto the lore.
the entirety of the dream smp gets so much funnier when you remember tftsmp the haunted mansion. where they basically imply the rest of the world is normal and calm and there are schools and infrastructure and that the dsmp area is just a group of extremely isolated weirdos
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Oh i love you DSMP
Obsessed with the doesthedogdie's page for the dreamsmp
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a lot of people write cwilbur being mean to ctommy in very ooc ways that bother me *kicks rocks*
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Move to Spain. Spaniards tend to have 5 meals a day, and have a scheduled sleep in the middle of the day for funsies. It's awesome.
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Is nobody going to talk about how terrifying this is if you look at it realisticly?? Like, yeah, if I was in Wilbur's place I would go batshit insane too, fml. It's so cold and empty and it looks like it has no exit.
this bitch in silent hill
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OH GOD
One year since the finale
"You have no more blame in this than I" by greggiana on tiktok / 1,2,3,4,7,9 art by iidalus ctommy / 5,6 art by birdiebrunch / 8 art by mal-a-l-aise
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