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We need the obnoxious atheists back. I know they engineered their own destruction by being annoying and pretentious, but it has become apparent how essential to the ecosystem they were. The religious fanatics have become too bold without their natural predators. Jesus wojaks would have been torn to shreds in 2011.
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having a cat is great. there's a small little animal wandering around. effervescent
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He’s the blueprint
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if I had a nickel for every time I voted for the potential first female president over trump and trump won I’d had two nickels and it’s really fucking fucked up that it happened twice
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does anyone know if you can get in trouble for feeling weird
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basic human decency !!!!!!! Empathy and compassion !!!!!! Very sexy concepts !!!!!!
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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the holy trinity: the father (fuck it we ball) the son (it is what it is) the holy spirit (to be cringe is to be free)
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this has been my experience with the xfiles so far
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I love Mulder because he's weird and he knows and accepts this and I love Scully because she's trying so hard to be normal but she's really not.
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ok i just started the x files and idk some of these scenes make me feel like i shouldn't be in the room? like give mulder and scully some privacy omg
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Dana Scully is relatable in the way that she can see and experience weird shit everyday but continue to be in absolute denial that anything supernatural/extraterrestrial is plausible ever.
Also in the way that she is down bad for Mulder because girl same
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Passionate about little baby potatoes baked with garlic, butter, rosemary, and sea salt
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