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the most fun a girl can have is finding parallels, noticing patterns, making connections, contemplating

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i’m so glad earth only has one moon, if there were more i’d have to pick a favorite and that sounds too emotionally taxing to even fathom

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the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

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im quitting tumblr

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assistant director walter skinner served cunt in every single episode of the x files but some of y'all aren't ready for that conversation

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Skinner, in his office in Washington, minding his own business: what a nice day to get some important FBI work done :)

Scully, over the phone: hello sir just letting you know agent mulder and I are chasing a werewolf in los angeles and every conspiracy theory that comes out of his mouth is being recorded for prosperity and broadcast on national television

Skinner, head in his hands: why has God forsaken me

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Skinner: Would you slap your best friend for a thousand dollars?

Scully: I would slap Mulder for free.

Mulder, tearing up: I’m your best friend??? 🥺

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walter skinner when someone asks him what those two weirdos in his basement are doing with their taxpayer funding all day

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I love when my relationships with my coworkers are totally normal.

GIFs by @bisexualfbiagents

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it's true and you should say it.

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if you aren't best friends with your lover and a little bit in love with all your friends than what's the fucking point

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

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god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

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We need the obnoxious atheists back. I know they engineered their own destruction by being annoying and pretentious, but it has become apparent how essential to the ecosystem they were. The religious fanatics have become too bold without their natural predators. Jesus wojaks would have been torn to shreds in 2011.