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dave do you like my chemical romance
obviously
who doesnt like my chem
little babies who dont know good music probably
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no way they just killed off enkidu... gilgamesh x enkidu heads is it worth continuing through the other tablets 😭
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Rogue sneaks into the dungeon, finds the ogres discussing continental philosophy before they realise the PCs are here and go back to grunting and waving clubs around.
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@creeture-scientist u'l raqqx daq rbiqumf xae oiqkuoq. vaekc xae kujo ralo raen?
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*Telepathically projects my period cramps onto you.*
*OEHAHAHHHNNNGGGGG*
Damn wizards....
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thinking of the future person who lives here and how they'll think i loved satan or something

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Happy asexual awareness day be Aware of me or else
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One of the funniest contrasts between Destiny 2 and Warframe is their wandering void traders. Like,

Xûr is always a little hunched and he dresses like he lives in a dumpster. Nothing he says makes sense. His face is made of ethereal tentacles. He says nothing belongs to him and even his will is not his own. Up until a few months ago, you had to search across the solar system for him and sometimes he'd be up in a tree.

Baro Ki'Teer stands on a little box to make himself taller than you. He's literally just a normal human in fancy clothing. He sends you an email to announce that he's arrived and where he is. If you don't show up wearing Gucci he clearly thinks you're a peasant. He sells his own merch.
One is a cryptic space hobo, one is a pretentious art dealer, and I NEED to see what would happen if you locked them in a room with each other
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November 15, 2021. A new dwarf planet has been discovered in our solar neighbourhood. It was given the provisional name Xipe Totec. It has gone unnoticed due to its small size and complex orbit, but it recently passed close enough for this first image to be captured.
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Putting all tabletop players into a college level ethics class and forcing them to turn in a paper on moral philosophy before buying a new book
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I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck
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played ena dream bbq and i’m in love
IT’S SOOOOOO GOOD. AND THE REFERENCES TO THE ORIGINAL ANIMATED SERIES AAAA 💗💗💗 DOLPHIN TAXI AA 😭😭🥰🥰💖 I missed this series so much.
YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND AAA 😭😭 It has so much I love. I love chaos, I loved the weirdness and feeling like on a fever dream. Stories that just throw you into the chaos, and have you pick up the pieces, because there are pieces and despite the chaos, they do go together. It all makes sense in some fucked up way. (And the game did not fail at that at all!!! It did it so well and so loveable. Literally characters I barley knew for few minutes becoming so lovable to me!! Im looking at you Taski Maiden OOOUU I LOVE TASKI SO MUCH 💗💗💗) And the underlying mental health themes? The series is just something that was (and is) so weird yet understandable for me. Also I love loud things. And, just. Symbolism!! Or making sense of things. It just, ugh. 🤭 It checks all the boxes.
Overall? If the series doesn’t feel like my brain is being put in a blender in some way, I DON’T WANT IT! (Lol)
WHICH UM, SPEAKIMG OF. Original reason for this post. I was actually thinking of the colors and personalities for ENA. Like, 1. i am happy, and it feels nice, to see the fem voice being so bold and confident knowing how she is in the series. But also thinking of things.
ENA is blue (fem voice) and yellow (masc voice) in the animated series. Which that, their dialogue, mannerisms, and so forth can be put to toxic positivity. (Also oml blue ena, i relate to you so much aaa). Blue ENA being the negative, overwhelming, anxious, and generally sad emotions.. While yellow ENA is the ‘happy,’ putting on a smile. They talk calmly. They apologize for having a breakdown (which you shouldn’t have to but thats the point). The way yellow ena just slowly takes over blue ena trying to rip her away from her body like she’s some virus. Keeping the ‘why aren’t you smiling? Smile!’ Act. AGHHH I LOVE IT.
But the switch and new colors/personalities in ENA DREAM BBQ JUST MAKE SO MUCH SENSE?? (Which isn’t a surprise with how good the storytelling is and the creators ability to make sense out of chaos! But yeah) ENA DREAM BBQ seems less focus on toxic positivity which seemed like the animated series main thing (imo) while DREAM BBQ seems to have more of a focus on other things, the noticeable one for me being work culture. Which makes the switch, and making the masc voice a ‘salesman’ and the fem voice a ‘meanie’ so fitting!!! AAA!! The way the masc voice, known for toxic positivity and basically seeing sadness as basically a virus.. becoming a workaholic and taking the entire corporate mentality and becoming a ‘salesperson’ so good. Literal minimum wage employees who, when another employee is being abused by the system (just like they are being), goes ‘what ever is the best for the company.’ And then the fem voice (originally sadness and anxiety and etc) becoming meanie??? OMG. 1. I love narratives that have the main ‘good guy’ or perceived one preach something bad, while the entire story and world is tearing them that bad belief done. Showing exactly what happens when you suppress your emotions and follow that hurtful belief OOOOUUU AAA i love. But also?? 2. It’s just so fitting. The sad side, that has been pushed down for so long, becoming loud and angry. It’s that relatable feeling of the sadness and pain, and then the anger that slowly build up inside as society ignores your pains and abuse. The way it bowl overs until your screaming. And now that they look at you, you’re a ‘meanie’ and ‘overreacting’ and not just finally snapping from years of abuse. Aaa. The way she literally has a (i forgot the name) but little cone thing to help increase her voice and make sure people hear her. It’s the ‘i’m tired of being ignored!’
Anyways rant over, i love ENA.
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