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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit

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Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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im literally too scared to sleep what if the tickets sneak past me in the night

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No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing My Chemical Romance on a concert at Metlife stadium. Everyone is having a great time. My Chemical Romance seems a little excited. All of a sudden Thursday come out and start singing Understanding in a car crash. When Geoff gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing…

“Well they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night…” Lights flashing everywhere and you see MCR singing Understanding in a car crash with Thursday while Bruce Springsteen is singing Atlantic City. Everyone is going wild and crying.

Then if things couldn’t get any better, Bruce Springsteen holds up a transgender pride flag and Geoff and Gerard start to kiss

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your savior doesn’t look a thing like me

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sometimes you’ll enjoy a band casually and other times that band will have you saying shit like i need to go to east rutherford new jersey

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doctors keep telling me my dna is identical to that of a hamster & I shouldn’t be human shaped or even alive but whatever

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oh fuck you said to listen to music casually?? i heard carnally sorry. unrelated my friend got his dick stuck in a cd uh. and he needs help. not me.

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this is such a great song i think i will kill myself right now

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these boots are insane

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everyone come over mcr5 orgy back on

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whatever gerard i don't even gaf.