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comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around

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Some of you need to learn the difference between skinny girls being made to feel insecure about their body from certain people and fat girls being made to feel like their entire life is worthless because of their body size from literally the entire world

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Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck

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friends with Meares-Irlen Syndrome…

i love you.

friends with Tourette’s…

i love you.

friends with Dyscalculia and/or Dysgraphia…

i love you.

friends with OCD…

i love you.

friends with Dyslexia or Hyperlexia…

I love you.

Celebrate the rainbow of Neurodiversity, Even the less common ones!

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i dont want to be a human anymore i want to be a bodega cat

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Lol funny how "honor student" equates to "booksmart". I went to DUMMY school bro. Honor student every year, didnt know what a pentagon shape was till last week.

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oh you think your life is hard? try being a gay rat living in france who hates your dad and just wants to cook

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he really shouldve immediately died for this 

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x

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AU where instead of trying to cure her infertility Yennefer just goes around saving random people’s lives and invoking the law of surprise bcos she figures sooner or later it’ll net her a baby. she hasn’t got one yet but she has amassed about 2 dozen dogs so she’s doing pretty well for herself.

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that post about ‘the patti lupone you know is already dead and gone’ sends me every fucking time. i love that stupid post. it’s so fucking funny.

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When I was a kid, I thought those pillars went down to the sea floor.

In reality, they usually go down to some large submerged floats.

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The fae smiled, sharply: “Give me your name, child.”

“Uhhhhh. Stick.”

“What.”

“Does Leaf work better? I’m just kinda looking around this clearing. Look, I’m trans, I haven’t decided on one yet, I’m throwing some spaghetti at the wall, you know how it is.”

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There is a method of growing rhubarb known as “forcing” where the plant grows in complete darkness and is tended to in candlelight. It grows so quickly during this process that you can hear it grow. [1, 2]