what is my life?? I play video games and watch movies. I'm a lonely potato.... Name: Erin, B-Day: February 20th, Horoscope: Pisces, Sexuality: Bisexual, Gender/pronouns: All pronouns, Hobbies: Video games, music, bike riding etc.
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I've always wanted these as a kid and now I think I'm going to live about my childhood dream
If I were rich here’s what I’d do with my free time okay Mermaid pranks Let me explain. So, I’d get one of those super fancy mermaid tails, like those sick as hell silicone ones that has the super long thick tail that uses like, toe pullies and stuff to make the fins move in cool and impossible ways. like this
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And I would go all fucking out on this fit okay. We’re talking diving lessons until I can hold my breath for 7 minutes and go deep as fuck. Long hair, starfish, scales up to my tits, those funky contacts that make it so you can see under water, all of it- everything I could to make myself look as “thing of the deep but hot” as possible. Then, I’d go get some shiny valuable rocks. Pearls, Uncut gems, like super fuck’n nice ones like diamonds and shit, and ofc some gold coins. Then I’d dawn my mermaid fit and hit public waterways. Rivers, beys, lakes, places where people are around and might be swimming, but where I’m not gonna die via boat propeller, and not super crowded areas where a lot of people are swimming. Then I just prank people by poking my head out of the water and surprising them, then I motion them closer and reach into my hair or satchel or something and give them a fucking emerald, smiling all big the whole time then I just- swim the fuck away. What the fuck they gonna do now!? Keep it as a fun memory of that time a fuck’n mermaid larper gave them a shiny rock? Never know it’s actually valuable? Or do they take it to a jeweler and find out it’s real? How the fuck are they gonna explain that. They gonna tell the jeweler a fuck’n mermaid gave it to them?! I think the fuck not. Gonna pop up at the peir and smile at people and give gold coins to whoever stops. Kids are gonna freak. Put a little wonder back in the world. Flirt with pretty girls. Swim down rivers, pop up and surprise some old lady sitting by the water and give her an uncut diamond then swim away without a word.
Get a reputation as the weird lesbian mermaid who gives out precious gems and never speaks then suddenly stop without warning for like three years to give people time to forget me then do it all again.
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IK! LIKE BRUH
Why is seemingly no on Mario Tumblr talking about the announcement for the new Mario & Rabbids game? Like after how good the first game was (despite having no right to be that good because what a weird idea for a crossover) and how much I enjoyed it I'm hyped for the sequel. Especially since I did not expect a sequel to ever be a thing.
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U can't make me....
mutuals do this
take care of yourself
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Ikr....? Wtf happened?😅
I was just wondering if you still take requests. I was wondering if you could draw Yancy encouraging Y/N to dance (I can't dance so I thought this would be kind of fun LOL).
(I am so so sorry for the wait! ;w;)
Thanks for the request!
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Holding on to this recipe
I accidentally created the most soothing drink in the world after trying to recreate the hot honey drink in Ponyo! I guarantee it will remove all stress and troubles, I’ve had like 3 today because it makes me so happy
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I completely forgot I made this request almost 2 years ago....
I was just wondering if you still take requests. I was wondering if you could draw Yancy encouraging Y/N to dance (I can't dance so I thought this would be kind of fun LOL).
(I am so so sorry for the wait! ;w;)
Thanks for the request!
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Bruh...
I just got over my slight obsession with a Heist with Markiplier....and then I found out what musical were doing at my school.....All Shook Up.....AND GUESS WHAT I IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF?!
(For those who don't know, All Shook Up has a musical prison scene)
This is just a screenshot I found on Google 👇
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EXPAND SKY FAM
The Sky fam just keeps expanding!
@silvr-skreen look at all those siblings!
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This is the video that actually convinced me to download Tik Tok.....
stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis
there's more lmao, unhinged bitty energy
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Felt that
a lesson on nonbinary individuals and why we feel the way we do about numerous basic things, such as the mere fact of our existence and our pronouns.
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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!
along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!
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My mom: *cutting garlic bread*
My mom: *to my sibling* top or bottom?
My sibling: top!
My mom: *to me* top or bottom?
Me: *ashamed* .....bottom
My sibling: *trying not to laugh*
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Worship your pain and destroy the patriarchy
Believe in satan and fuck off
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I am not even out of high school yet looking at these made me feel old
Weird memories
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Bruuuuuh: a six part series
mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”
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