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first heartbreak - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 331

"I think I'm homophobic," Sirius says, the words rushing out of his mouth like vomit as soon as he and James are the only ones in the room. He's been sitting with the thought for hours, the idea that he actually could be like his family, and he needs to talk to James, the only person who will never judge him.

James's expression, though, is amused. "Homophobic?" he asks, biting the head off of a Chocolate Frog and offering the rest to Sirius while sitting on his bed next to him. "You?"

"I know, I just..." he pauses to take a bite. "Moony's miserable, yeah? He's been so sad since he and Benjy broke it off...It's his first break-up..."

"Yeah, poor guy," James agrees, then freezes looking at the chocolate in his own hand. "Probably shouldn't eat his chocolate, huh?"

"Yeah, but it's just," Sirius gulps, not wanting to admit it out loud, but knowing he needs to say it, "I'm happy, Prongs. Why am I happy? That's so horrible! I- I never liked Benjy and I'm so fucking glad he's gone, even though Moony's sad!"

James gives him another strange look, throwing the packages back to Remus's bed and fixing him with a gentle stare. "Do you think there's a different reason besides homophobia that you didn't like Beni?"

Sirius purses his lips, contemplating. It was just...the way Remus touched Benjy. Looked at him. Smiled at him and laughed at him. Why didn't he do that with Sirius? He-

"Shit," he swears, eyes bulging as he nearly jumps out of his bed.

"Hm," James nods calmly, taking the last bit of Frog Sirius had abandoned on the blanket. "Would be weird for you to be homophobic when you're horribly gay for Moony yourself, eh?"

And Sirius, blushing, can't even deny it.

"'Course, it helps that Moony only went out with Benjy to get over you, so-"

"WHAT?" Sirius yelps, completely shocked.

Conversations of Chocolate Frogs and homophobia are suddenly forgotten.

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They’re idiots

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They're Monica and Frank coded

Okay but hear me out: Bitchkiller(or DeathStar, some people don’t like bitchkiller) but Sirius is bipolar

NO BUT HEAR ME OUT

Because Barty is just a little off his rocker, we know it, we love it. So when Sirius is manic him and Barty get on like a house they set on fire. Doing crazy shit, matching each other freak, always taking it too far. But when Sirius gets low (and he will because he’s bipolar, the wizarding world needs a psychiatrist. Black family madness?? You mean a history of family mental health issues?!?) Barty doesn’t know what to do with it because ANGST. Idk man but I think it’d be great

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Teeth, 28.12. - @rosekillermicrofic - word count: 588

asexual Evan, slut Barty and they are in love your honor

“I’m a slut, you know?” comes Barty’s voice from the kitchen door.

“What?” Evan asks as he closes the fridge, confusion coloring his face.

“I said I’m a slut. You don’t need to hold back with me.”

“I’m not holding back?” Evan replies. He has no idea where this conversation is going, but this isn’t exactly a new experience with Barty.

“All I’m saying is,” says Barty as he steps into Evan’s space and bites his bottom lip, showing his teeth in what Evan assumes is supposed to be a seductive manner. “You don’t have to woo me or whatever. We could just ditch this party and go back to mine,” Barty whispers into his ear.

A sigh escapes Evan’s mouth and he takes a long sip of his beer before replying. He’s been in this situation more times than he can count but with Barty it’s different. He cares about the outcome. “I’m not interested in you.”

Hurt is evident on Barty’s face, and Evan immediately regrets his words. Maybe he should’ve phrased it differently. He sighs again. “I didn’t mean it like that,” he tries to backpaddle, but Barty is already halfway back to the door.

“Could’ve at least let a guy down easy,” he says with a smile that doesn’t quite reach his eyes. Evan hates that look on his face. “I’m sorry, okay? I didn’t mean it like that.”

“Then what did you mean it like?” asks Barty and there’s hope in his eyes. Evan stifles the third sigh.

“I’m just not interest in people like that.”

“You mean sluts?” asks Barty, and there is disbelief in his voice.

“What? No! I meant I’m not interested in people in general. You know sexually?” he adds cautiously.

“You’re not interested in people sexually?”

“Yes.”

“So, you’ve never had sex before?”

Evan wants to sigh again. “No, I’ve had sex before. It’s fine, I guess? It’s just not for me like it is for other people. I like it, but there are other things I like doing more. You know?”

“Yeah no, not really,” says Barty but he looks thoughtful. Evan almost wants to laugh at the expression on his face so instead he takes another sip of the beer and watches Barty take a tentative step back towards him.

“So, it’s not about me?” Barty asks, evidently still unsure of himself.

“No, it’s not about you,” he confirms.

“You just don’t like sex,” Barty states. He has returned back into Evan’s personal space, and he looks into those deep green eyes swirling with emotions Evan can’t deny he likes him here, close to his. He can feel the heat radiating from the other body. He wasn’t to touch him. Without thinking he crowds Barty against the kitchen wall and feels the other man’s breath quicken.

“But there’s tension between us,” says Barty seemingly out of breath, his voice almost like he’s pleading.

“There is. It’s just not sexual,” replies Evan, their faces now a hairbreadth apart.

“It is for me,” breaths Barty. Evan slowly pushes himself from the wall and heads for the kitchen door.

“I like you Barty,” he throws over his shoulder. “Call me when your self-worth won’t be connected to the number of people who want to fuck you.”

Barty stands rooted in place staring at the retreating figure until Regulus’s smirk brings him back to the present.

“What the fuck just happened?” he asks his friend.

“You’re a smart boy Barty, you’ll figure it out,” Regulus replies with a gentle smile.

Note:

This is not HC or anything but for this story I imagined that they're friends and Evan knows all of Barty's self worth depends on whether others find him attractive or not. He wants to show Barty that he is worthy of love just for who he is, not for his body. How they relationship looks after they get together is up for interpretation. The possibilities are endless <3

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fan fiction isn’t enough anymore I need to inject James Potter directly into my veins

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well give them some space…..

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no thoughts just james potter convincing sirius, remus and peter to perform the mean girls version of jingle bell rock at the potter’s yearly christmas party

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James: what are you in the mood for?

Regulus: world domination

James: that's a bit much for rn, love

Regulus: you're my world, Jamie

James: aww

James:

James: wait

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James: *dancing on tables in the great hall*

Regulus, lovestruck: ugh he’s such an idiot

Some other slytherin: yeah he is

Regulus: HEY

Regulus: that is MY idiot

Regulus: get the fuck out of here

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artist: prettibritti / @ohyou-pretty-things

I'm Waiting Here For You by youprettythings

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Natasha Romanoff and her unselfish heart.

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The marauders as shit my friends have said:

*James interacting with Regulus*

Barty: HEY, BACK UP. HE- HE’S A CHILD, YOU’RE TOUCHING A MINOR!

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I hate seeing people (especially on Twitter) constantly hating on ATYD as if it were a published book and not a fanfiction someone wrote entirely for free, spending months creating it just for our enjoyment. Calling it the 'downfall of our fandom' and so much other nonsense is ridiculous. If you don’t like a fanfic, that’s fine, but coming online to constantly hate on it is honestly disgusting. Have some fandom etiquette. These are the kinds of things that are ruining fandom and the reason so many writers stop writing.

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thinking about post-prank bitchkiller again ugh. thinking about how barty would see it before sirius does: that this is just a phase for him, something he's going through - that once sirius' friends accept him back, he isn't going to talk to barty anymore, he isn't going to want to fuck in empty classrooms where they could get caught anymore, he isn't going to want to fly drunk on his broom or experiment with potions to see how fucked up they can get anymore. sirius' increasingly violent self-destructiveness is the product of a temporary circumstance, nothing more. but this is barty's life, this is the way he's always been, and he has been tricked into thinking he found someone who understood it. that is humiliating. he can see this even when sirius can't, and so he begins to resent sirius, all while clinging more and more desperately onto him because he knows it's fleeting. it's going to end - sirius is going to go back to a more normal and much healthier version of himself, and barty is going to be stuck like this, forever. the only thing he can do is try to yank sirius so far down that he doesn't remember how to climb back up.

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being a multi-shipper is so fun you guys should try it instead of arguing about which ships better cause it’s rlly not that deep 😭🙏

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Fuck gryffindors!

*A pissed Evan storming into the common room*

Pandora: Never seen you look this upset, what happened?

Evan: This same guy keeps borrowing the books I need for my project and he's a Gryffindor! Since when do Gryffindors read? honestly fuck them!

Dorcas, who fucks a blonde Gryffindor after quidditch matches to "relieve stress" (they're figuring it out):

Regulus, who's been dating the head boy Gryffindor secretly for months now and fucks rather frequently:

Barty, who gets high with and fucks on the daily with regulus's very Gryffindor brother: cheers.

*Pandora assessing all their reactions*: ...I sense a disturbance

*Evan not noticing because he was too busy thinking of getting his books and Definitely Not about the scarred blonde Gryffindor boy that took said books"

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Regulus who’s so touch starved that he runs his fingers through his own hair when he’s worked up and pretends it someone else. Regulus who’s so touched starved he tangles his own fingers and pretends they’re someone else’s so he can fall asleep easier at night,,,,