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James: *dancing on tables in the great hall*
Regulus, lovestruck: ugh he’s such an idiot
Some other slytherin: yeah he is
Regulus: HEY
Regulus: that is MY idiot
Regulus: get the fuck out of here
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artist: prettibritti / @ohyou-pretty-things
I'm Waiting Here For You by youprettythings
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The marauders as shit my friends have said:
*James interacting with Regulus*
Barty: HEY, BACK UP. HE- HE’S A CHILD, YOU’RE TOUCHING A MINOR!
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I hate seeing people (especially on Twitter) constantly hating on ATYD as if it were a published book and not a fanfiction someone wrote entirely for free, spending months creating it just for our enjoyment. Calling it the 'downfall of our fandom' and so much other nonsense is ridiculous. If you don’t like a fanfic, that’s fine, but coming online to constantly hate on it is honestly disgusting. Have some fandom etiquette. These are the kinds of things that are ruining fandom and the reason so many writers stop writing.
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thinking about post-prank bitchkiller again ugh. thinking about how barty would see it before sirius does: that this is just a phase for him, something he's going through - that once sirius' friends accept him back, he isn't going to talk to barty anymore, he isn't going to want to fuck in empty classrooms where they could get caught anymore, he isn't going to want to fly drunk on his broom or experiment with potions to see how fucked up they can get anymore. sirius' increasingly violent self-destructiveness is the product of a temporary circumstance, nothing more. but this is barty's life, this is the way he's always been, and he has been tricked into thinking he found someone who understood it. that is humiliating. he can see this even when sirius can't, and so he begins to resent sirius, all while clinging more and more desperately onto him because he knows it's fleeting. it's going to end - sirius is going to go back to a more normal and much healthier version of himself, and barty is going to be stuck like this, forever. the only thing he can do is try to yank sirius so far down that he doesn't remember how to climb back up.
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being a multi-shipper is so fun you guys should try it instead of arguing about which ships better cause it’s rlly not that deep 😭🙏
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Fuck gryffindors!
*A pissed Evan storming into the common room*
Pandora: Never seen you look this upset, what happened?
Evan: This same guy keeps borrowing the books I need for my project and he's a Gryffindor! Since when do Gryffindors read? honestly fuck them!
Dorcas, who fucks a blonde Gryffindor after quidditch matches to "relieve stress" (they're figuring it out):
Regulus, who's been dating the head boy Gryffindor secretly for months now and fucks rather frequently:
Barty, who gets high with and fucks on the daily with regulus's very Gryffindor brother: cheers.
*Pandora assessing all their reactions*: ...I sense a disturbance
*Evan not noticing because he was too busy thinking of getting his books and Definitely Not about the scarred blonde Gryffindor boy that took said books"
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Regulus who’s so touch starved that he runs his fingers through his own hair when he’s worked up and pretends it someone else. Regulus who’s so touched starved he tangles his own fingers and pretends they’re someone else’s so he can fall asleep easier at night,,,,
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Lily: what message did you wake up to this morning?
Regulus: good morning baby, I miss you already
James: I love you, good morning
Sirius: morning cariad <3
Remus: morning mon amour, call me when you’re up
Peter : Battery Sufficiently Charged
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show me those pretty white jaws
show me where the delicate stops
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Remus: Top five hottest guys at Hogwarts.
James: The first one’s easily, obviously, Regulus.
Remus: what? No! sirius.
James: Regulus is, like, spooky hot. Sirius is, like, annoying and hot.
Remus: ew
James: I like his hair, and he looks like he'd be a really good cuddler.
Remus: Regulus looks like he'd kill you in your sleep!
James dreamily: Yeah, I love that.
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After the full moon landed on the 23th, all of them stayed with Remus on Christmas Eve and they spent that night all cuddled up while Remus read to them.
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If byler isn’t endgame I want them to go balls to the walls crazy with mileven. I’m talking marriage at seventeen, a house, TWINS, flash forward to their grandchildren, joint funeral. All the works.
If they can’t make an ending I want, the very least they can do is make an ending I’ll laugh at
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How dare you?????
Trans regulus who thinks Sirius found a brother in James bc regulus was never really his brother
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