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i simply need everyone to understand that i am tired all of the time. literally at all moments. if i ever go somewhere and do something, it is not because i am somehow full of energy, but instead that i have carefully stored up all of my little bits of energy like a dragon collecting jewels, and am now vaporizing them all at once

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What theme of your life needs a change in tune?

Yes, these are shufflemancy puns.

Pick a color:

1 / green

Your song: Bastille's Icarus (actually Dan's Bedroom Demo but, for obvious reasons, this version doesn't sound as good)

There's a moment when coping mechanisms that once saved us become unnecessary and, under better circumstances, even harmful. What have you done to survive that is now weighting you down? Do not shame but thank your past self for carrying you to the present, and honor them by following a different path, to the life you always deserved.

2 / grey

Your song: Loverboy's Working for the Weekend + the inspiration behind it

In a world of moulds and expectations, it's easy to feel too different; you might learn to welcome loneliness and the safety it brings. But company is out there too, and you won't find each other in isolation. A call's been coming from outside of your shell: trust yourself with this one, follow it, and find a place where you'll fit just as you are.

3 / red

Your song: The Oh Hellos' Constellations

You've managed to build a stable life, and that's no small feat. Learned to roll with the punches like a science, an art. But a different type of challenge is coming, one your fort is not meant to withstand, which doesn't make it weak or you a failure. For this scary change to turn into an easier experience, it simply requires you to step outside with all those honed skills — you'll do great and everything will be fine. If you're familiar with Tarot, some of this may remind you of the tower card.

4 / pink

Your song: Moby Dickless' Triple Glazed Stare

Have you made a home of your regrets? (And do you spend time with someone in a similar situation, contributing to the stagnation?* You have to actively choose between two healthier realities: push and pull each other along a better path, or go your own way.) The past isn't rewritten when you treat yourself like shit, so it's past time to move on. You need to leave the (symbolical) house, by whatever safe means necessary. What's the worst that can happen? You go back? The best, though: you get to demolish the damned house — so to speak. * This part of the reading may not apply to everyone in the group.

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Conversation between a Mirror and the Sea

The Sea For all my depth, my surface is a mirror. The Mirror I am a surface, I reflect a depth.

When you feel underappreciated, who sees you? Have you overlooked meaningful connections for their unexpected settings or your seemingly incompatible natures?

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they keep adopting strays it’s become a problem

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Hello, May I ask if I you see me getting an actual (not no talking stage😭) bf this year, I’ve never had one. Sometimes I just wonder when I will actually get around to it.

My initials are JM, thank you❤️

Hello.

Yes, I see you getting... something. More complex than a "talking stage". Confusing, for sure. A bittersweet and beautiful experience.

Thank you, and good luck.

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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.

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Hello! I’ve been doing some readings myself and would just like a secondary opinion to try and cover my bases!

I’ve been reaching out to and trying to build bonds with deities I feel drawn to (namely Persephone, Hermes, Hestia, and Apollo) and I guess I’m just wondering if they have received me well?

I’m often worried that I’m not doing everything right, or that I’m not feeling all of things I’m *supposed* to be feeling- and it makes me feel a bit anxious

CC, Gemini, they/them if that’s enough? Thank you! <3

Hello! Apologies for the delay — I come bearing a bigger reading.

On Persephone, I'm getting a no — they're not receiving you well only cause you're not there. Keep trying. I got songs [1] [2] [3] [4] that sound like you're stuck on what should lead to Persephone, despite/because of how much you feel for them. If you are having a hard time, might wanna lead yourself instead to where you can actually feel Persephone*, and move before you overthink. * In my experience, communication with spirits can be greatly influenced by places, like phone signals are.

For Hermes, I got a yes, though not always. The music* had a pattern of nighttime — which may not be literal — and silent/different ways to communicate. It's also along the lines of being happy with whatever you want, following your lead to adapt as needed. * I'd forgotten how overwhelming Hermes' energy can be for me, so the shufflemancy was a long, confusing experience that I'm not dumping on you.

Hestia: another yes — easy, very reassuring and comforting. It'd probably be good to pay more attention to them. [5]

About Apollo... Same sentiment, different approach? [6] [7]

Is any of this helpful? Thank you for trusting me with your question! On a personal note, I understand the anxiety. Respect is the cornerstone of a solid bond, and the rest comes with time, so please be patient with yourself.

[luckmonger]

Will my plan to become a magical girl work? Will I be able to become a magical girl in the physical with this plan? Also when?

Sorryz foe all dis work :( I'm HH good luck!

No, you won't find a greater becoming than awareness. There is magic in nature and you already are both.

I still don't get the situation but hope you get the message.

No apologies needed. Thank you. Take care!

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Hii! I asked you about will i go on a volunteering project and I just got accepted!! Literally got the email few minutes ago!

I hope nothibg bad happens and I have to miss it in the end😬

Hi! First of all, congratulations on getting accepted. Thank you for letting me know. But please keep up your excitement; if anything should happen, I truly do not expect it to be bad. And, come may, feel free to tell me about it.

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hello! i will start college in august. will this help me get a job or internship this year?

EF

Hello!

Yes, it will. You might not enjoy the experience, though, based on the song.

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hello

I am not a spammer but I already ask this question somewhere. 😅 With yes/no reading I like to ask many times bc if readers tend to say the same thing, it means that this thing is likely true.

So I wanted to know the answer for the question : will I be hear back from this modeling casting I went to ?

I am M

Aries Sun ��️ Aquarius ♒️ moon

Ty for the time and energy. Keep well ! 💫

Hello!

No problem. I think it's a smart approach.

The reading is no, with an indication to prepare for that scenario, in whatever way you need.

I'm curious, if you'd like to share: what answers did you get before?

Thank you for the practice. Keep well too!

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hey do u mind doing theories style questions for yes no or does it habe to be something personal about ourselves?

Hey! Don't mind at all; I've asked a lot of those myself. What are you wondering?

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Hii! How are you?

will i get to go on a volunteeribg project in Turkiye in May to work with sea turtles? I appilied and Im waiting for an answer. I really hope I get to go, it would be a dream come true. I want to work with animals after univeristy. Thank you💕🥺

Im kh,cancer sun leo rising

Hello! I'm good. How are you?

I'm getting a no — but pointing very strongly towards a path in a similar vein, so remember to keep your options open.

I'd love to hear from you about what happens. Wishing you the best with everything.

Thank you!