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I'm Taking a Break

I just got an aggressive direct message about a policy I had regarding content that interferes with my mental health, I've since revised that policy to be more palatable, and I'm now soured so I won't be visiting Tumblr for a while

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This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

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Potatoes kind of went awff when they invented hash browns

look at this Perfect Potato Patty im grillin

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I'm in college why do I have to do boring things like attending class, doing lab reports, and finishing problem sets. Shouldn't I just be getting drunk and watching football like normal people or something?

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A big reason I can prob never truly quit Tumblr is this is the only website where I can read

[goof joke post about, say, Scandanavian geese]

[witty rejoinder]

followed by “Actually? I’m an ornithologist specializing in the migratory patterns of three specific species of geese over the Scandanavian peninsula, here’s a genuinely fascinating short essay about a highly specific field of work and study, I took quite a lot of time out of my day to write this just because I wanted to share my passion, you’re welcome”

it rules

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love it when my friends say "you would do numbers on Tumblr" buddy I am on Tumblr. and the number is 3

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A mutual posts an original text post and you think it’s incredibly funny and relevant and it’s the exact sort of thing you would post, and you don’t have anything to add to it.

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sure i guess sex is okay but have you ever closed a dozen tabs after finishing an academic paper

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ten years of science and yet no one can explain why running up stairs like a cat feels rad as hell

let's ignore the rest of the text because I really like the implication that science has been around for 10 years only

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vague prophet

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”pdf file” “unalived” “grape” “corn” what if i killed myself right here right now

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I desperately crave a friendship like the teen titans have in Gabriel Picolo’s art

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I got that, I should've clarified that I was asking about what @42beanbag said

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*grabs your hands and speaks to you in a tone that is so gentle* they/them pronouns stop being universal once you learn a person's pronouns. Sometimes that person's pronouns will include they/them and in that specific case you are allowed to keep using those pronouns for that person. In any case where you learn a persons pronouns and that person doesn't use they/them, you should no longer use those pronouns for that person. If you continue to use they/them pronouns knowing that person doesn't use them, you are now misgendering that person. Kindly stop doing that please. Thank you, I love you.

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When people graffiti on buildings: Yes! Ha ha! Fuck yes!

When people graffiti on rockfaces and cliffsides on hiking trails: What the absolute fuck.