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🎶 down, down king of bones with a coral crown 🎶

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tumblr please stop telling me to wd40 a mouse

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greencough will kill the patient, the patient will need catmint to live

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I finally took the time to photograph my vintage dip pen nib collection, and I need to share with you all how wonderful and diverse their designs are.

These two are my favorite. Just look at them! One of them is named Gorille and the other Mephisto, but to me they're little pumpkins.

And of course you gotta love the Pinocchio nib. You get to write with the nose of a tiny guy! Just not something you get to do anymore.

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i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

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popular YouTube channels are great and informative until they make a video about a topic you're informed on and then the house of cards comes crashing down as you realize how utterly wrong they are about most things

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Accidentally wound up on "hear me out cake" tiktok, and I swear, if another one of these bitches puts down an at-most-unconventionally-attractive human man, Lady Dimitrescu or Nick Wilde/Robin Hood I am going to lose my fucking mind.

Saw one where the first person they named was Disney's Aladdin and I tapped out so hard I entered a fugue state and didn't regain full consciousness for like a solid hour.

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btw the palestinian children’s relief fund is currently running a fundraiser & is more than halfway to their goal of $10,000 !

here’s a link for anyone who is willing & able to donate, please share so it can reach more people, especially as the weather grows colder & these children are desperately lacking resources.

(at $5,314 / $10,000 as of December 1)

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i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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I hope every health insurance exec dies from painful and preventable disease

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what is the worse fanfiction crime

one single fic with dozens of oneshots, each for a different fandom, with a huge wall of 100+ tags

a single 300k+ story but each chapter is posted as an individual fic in a "series," but it's very much one story + there's one hundred of them and take up a quarter of your ship's tag

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Werewolf boyfriend

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Your a faggot kill ur elf

the fuck did my elf do

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spite house

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coupons used to mean something now deals are like HURRY NOW! get 3 free napkins when you spend $75+ 😋