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if there was ever a doubt in my mind that i have adhd

i just played balatro for six hours and now the sun is rising

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"Ok, ma'am that'll be $226.03."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

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*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

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can someone drown this post i wanna go for a swim

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I love getting anons like- "of course you're anti psychiatry, you're delusional 🙄"

Wait until you find out how psychotic people are treated in psychiatry...

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@briarbale

i love having adult horse girl friends. I’ll send them a 100x100px crunchy ass jpeg of a random brown horse and be like “thought of u🐴” and I can literally feel their sims relationship bar fill up in real time

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MikuAllWeeku Day 7: Minecraft

And that's my last one! If I had time, I would've actually made a Miku with blocks. I did go into a game to take screencaps for the backgrounds tho. I hope everyone enjoyed the Mikus!

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this whole ouroboros thing keeps coming back to bite me in the ass

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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"use chatgpt" that's the devil talking. buy four caffeinated drinks and pull an all nighter. this is the way.

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HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

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i wanted to post the full picture but i only have the edit i made where the mom is smoking

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His little pony...

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She giving me pyramid head so good i go silent.