lucaeharis

[lucaeharis]

Big fan of Jan explaining stuff in English. His way of talking slowly and taking his time to pick the right words and contemplate how he wants to present his thoughts? Top tier.

[lucaeharis]

Dearest saucy,

How would the boys react if you ran out of tampons/pads while round theirs? Who would have a supply in their house already? Who would run (yes, actually run) to the shop?

Sincerely, ✨ boo

The boys have to take care of their girl, (or whoever is bleeding) don't they?

(Period talk and a bit of nsfw under the cut)

Nace: has a supply of your favourite kind stocked, both pads and tampons cause he knows it can change day to day. Has a bin next to the toilet too so you can dispose of them easily. Puts them on his shopping list when he sees they're running low.

Jure: being accident prone means one has an extensive first aid kit. He's never been shot before but has heard tampons are great for stopping the bleeding so he has some of them just in case. That and if he ever gets a blood nose. It's... unconventional but you appreciate the gesture none the less. He makes up for it by being very into period sex.

Jan: his preference is him being inside you or eating you out the entire time, you laying back on the bed while he services you, a towel down to catch anything and save himself a load of laundry. Shower sex is especially good during this as it all washes away.

If you must be out of his arms though he'll either have something random tucked in a draw or at the bottom of a bag from last time or he'll run to the shops to get what you need.

Bojan: would only know your cycle if he was trying to breed you, wanting to know exactly when you were most fertile so he could fuck you and know you'd be likely to have a baby with him.

Otherwise it's a surprise each time, him running out the door to the nearest open store, bringing home your favourite chocolates and ten extra packets of pads and tampons of all sizes you know you won't need just in case you bleed through it all.

Kris: has your cycle in his phone and makes sure he has everything you might need before you even ask. Keeps note of your preferences and makes sure there's also chocolate, a hot water bottle, his dick and snuggles on demand for you.

[lucaeharis]

Bathsex/cumplay day

That one scene in Saltburn

You're welcome >:)

[lucaeharis]

It sounds like a few of you are having a hard time, and while I don't want to derail completely from the intended theme of this blog, I thought we could take a little break from the wilder concepts tonight to think about some emotional healing.

So if you need it right now, please think about your favourite Joker(s) cancelling their plans to pop round to your place (whether you asked him to or he was just worried about you) maybe with a shiny gift to help cheer you up. Is it takeout (with a milkshake)? A nice bottle of wine to help you unwind? Some far-too-expensive soaps and bath bombs? A novel you've been looking for? Some fluffy socks for winter?

Maybe he puts some music on and helps you complete some of the stressful jobs you've been putting off, then runs you a bath and changes your bedsheets and finds a list of movies for you to choose from. Not that you're going to watch it - you'll be too busy telling him about everything that's been going on.

It's enough that he holds you while you talk, letting you feel safe and warm against his body as he listens, punctuating your therapy with kisses on the top of your head and stroking your arm and letting you listen to his heart beat through his chest.

It's getting late.

Do you mind if he stays over?

Love you, boos xx

[lucaeharis]

Found this on Reddit and your IKEA fic come to my mind immediately.

STOP THIS IS SO CUTE 😭❤❤❤ I'm glad ppl are still thinking abt this AU <33 Nace is obviously Djungelskog. And tbh I assign Jan Blåhaj simply because Djungelskog and Blåhaj belong together but alternatively he'd be the IKEA alien :] Also Bojan would be the yellow dog plushie and Jere is a black rat ☠🙏

Thank u for this ask it's so adorable 🥲❤ I love IKEA stuffed animals

[lucaeharis]

Favorite boys

[lucaeharis]

I can’t believe you posted the last chapter of the IKEA fic😭😭😭😭

I agree frog and dolphin shaped candies are the best! (Frog ones are always my go to when I’m studying for an exam).

Jan earned Nace’s full trust after Jan helped him deal with a sensory overload makes me so happy. Sensory overloads are hell to live through and the way someone tries to help/deal with it is says a lot about the them as a person.

Giving a frame to the story/ the structure of how you started and finished the fic is chefs kiss✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨.

I really enjoyed your work❤️ 100/100. I hope you will continue to write autistic!Nace stories. This fic gave me so much comfort.

I can't believe it either 🥲 I think I started this fic in December or January so it did take a long time haha but I'm happy to have concluded the story <3

I don't really like squishie candies but when they have the soft white stuff underneath it's sooo good 🐸🐬

really wanted to put in a meltdown scene with Jan because Nace has come to associate being overwhelmed with pain so I wanted to show the contrast to how patient and gentle Jan is compared to Maja. And that ofc was the gateway into Nace finally feeling safe enough to take off his shirt 👀 Nace especially has suffered so much in this fic so I had to write about him realizing he's finally in a healthy happy relationship 🥲

Fun fact I was always intending to circle back to IKEA from the very first chapter 🤭 Their meeting was too iconic the fic just had to end under similar circumstances

I don't have that many JO fics in my catalog but tbh to me Nace is always autistic in them lmao Jan too actually they're autism4autism to me. But it'd be fun to maybe write some more Nace centered fics in the future with scenarios that are specifically relatable to fellow autistics hehe

Thank you so much for reading the story!🐻🐈‍⬛❤

[lucaeharis]

I started to read your IKEA fic before I got my diagnosis. Now freshly diagnosed I started to re-read it. It was my comfort fic before and now it gives me even more comfort because the way you wrote Nace. Thank you for writing the fic❤️❤️❤️❤️.

Aaah so happy for you that you got a diagnosis!! I'm glad to hear that so many people feel connected to Nace in the fic <3 Love me some autism projection hehe Still working on the last chapter 💪💪 Thx so much for reading!

[lucaeharis]

my favourite genre of pictures of myself (you can't see me from behind bojan)

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rest in peace legend. thank you for giving us such an amazing performance as president snow. 🕊️

[lucaeharis]

The nightmares in FNAF 4 get crazy...

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God's sleepiest soldier

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on your mark.. get set.. go!!!

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Bless him, this puppy always thinks he’s funnier than he actually is

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a deer just ate my map!!! ffs Japanese deers…

[lucaeharis]

✨Dancing Queen✨

*when someone is taking your photo and tells you "just be natural"