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This is one of my all time favorite Orbot and Cubot moments.

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🎠 You suddenly hear a voice over the intercom. It sounds very customer service friendly.

🎠 "Welcome to the Fazbear Entertainment Museum here in Hurricane, Utah! Fazbear Entertainment has been bringing the Fun to you for nearly 60 years, and we've taken many forms, but through all the mishaps and phony lawsuits, we always come back! Whether you were brought here over a sense of nostalgia or because you bought into the obviously phony lawsuits about kidnapped murdered children, we welcome you to our establishment. Currently, many exhibits are undergoing reconstruction, but you're free to go anywhere else you want, provided you purchase your VIP Day Pass at the front desk. That's all, and we hope you have your happiest day... again, and again, and again!"

🎠 The intercom shuts off, and the place is eerily silent... the message must trigger when the doors open, but it's very clearly closed today.

🎠 The building is enormous, resembling the Museum of Natural History crossed with someone's idea of what the 80s looked like, despite never having lived it.

🎠 Where will you go first?

> CHICA CAFETERIA

> FREDBEAR'S FAMILY DINER EXHIBIT

> FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA

> FREDDY AND FRIENDS PIZZA PLACE

> THE HAUNTED ATTRACTION (UNDER CONSTRUCTION)

> LEAVE

🎠 someone's here

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マツダ RX-7 FC

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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beautifulcuisines on ig

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🎠 someone's here

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1963 Cadillac Series 62 in Briar Rose

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What's one thing you've been dying to ask the mun?

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🎠 "IT DOESN'T HURT ANYMORE."

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do you have any piercings/would you want to?

🎠 WE HAVE ALL THAT AND MORE, SWEETHEART

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imagine if something gay happened

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🎠 "BEST WE HAVE ON OFFER IS WORSENED DEXTERITY AND ENTRAILS IN PLACES YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD, HA... HA... HA."

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