"Omne ignotum pro magnifico." -The Red-Headed League by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Greetings, my name is LT. I am a fan of many things. If you ever want to know what I have to say about anything just read my tags. Everything is there. Feel free to shoot me a message whenever. I will get back to you as soon as I can. Promise.
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Someone just zoomed past our house on one of those hands free Segway machines wearing reindeer ears and a glowing red nose, carrying a boom box blasting “here comes Santa Clause, here comes Santa Clause, right down Santa Clause lane” with what could arguably only be described as a sack slung over their back.
God speed, cyberpunk Christmas spirit.
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The veil is thick here..... I sense fuck all
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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad
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these noel letters we inherited from my grandma did NOT need to be so cunty and yet
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Tumblr took down the original
So here
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"Old Salty's Revenge"
Art for The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
Art by Michael Bierek
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If I ever get a vampire partner I WILL NOT wear a scarf to hide my bitemarks. I'll make y'all jealous that I'm being railed by a vampire.
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@whumpcember24 Day 12 Alt. 7: Motion Sickness
The A-Team 2x4 Bad Time on the Border
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You can tell when someone’s frame of reference for “normal people” is more “people at the church sponsored ice cream social” and less “people on the bus”
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