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Reasons why Dropout raised their pricing:

- to get Jake that 100k

- to get Robert Reich

- afford a Ranboo cameo that’s only talked about in the BTS

- Brennan’s departure video

- Buying Sam’s house back from Vic

- Try Guys cameo

- Hot People, Big Tobacco, and Mr Money Bags fees

- Blurring Katie’s feet

- Magnifying Ify’s feet

- Who Wants to Be a Millionaire inspired stage

- Hush money for Angela Giarratana. She knows what she did

- Elaine Carroll appearance fee

- “Kiss From A Rose” license

- Giant Wheel

- Custom shirts for Crowd Control

- Hype squad on “One and Done”

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i need to start being meaner about the cultural obsession with the sanctity of family

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Seinfeld episode where George can't decide whether to stay with a woman who gives amazing strap game but keeps slapping his bald head while they fuck. Meanwhile Jerry and Newman realize they've been in the same polycule for months without realizing and are now getting into lovers spats. Elaine starts an Onlyfans but realizes the only people subscribing are doing so because they are antiquers and her furniture is so old they are marvelling at it and trying to guess each items value. Kramer becomes a twitch streamer, but somehow accidentally sets off a twitch notification noise for every single thing that can happen in his apartment.

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Saying this right fucking now.

I don’t want to see ANY of you touching that fuckass new Harry Potter series.

That woman has set us back YEARS. YEARS. And whose money is she using to do it? People who continually support her and her sorry excuse for a book series.

If you simply must watch it? Pirate. It’s not hard.

Do not give her money. Do not give her a platform. Do not contribute. Please.

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yeah.

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The kindergarten-ification of society

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borders between countries aren't real btw we just made them up. there's no such thing as an "immigrant" we're all just people moving around on the same planet that we've always moved around on

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@samreich SAMALAMADINGDONG

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What's his alignment? Who the hell cares, my boy Wealwell majored in Reposed Standing

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something about how maxwell assumes his alter ego by removing layers, not adding them. something about the animal violence held back and smothered by thin layers of civility and rules, like ripling muscles disguised by starched waistcoats, like satin gloves on bruised fists.

something about how rowdiness is something uncouth, of the lower classes, to be avoided by the Nice Well-To-Do Young Men of Gath. something expected of someone like Van, so she has never seen need not to embrace it. something about how Gotches Stay On The Ground, (never get their hands dirty) about how the first word another character used to describe Maxwell was "obedient"

something about how "-well" is a family naming convention, how in the ring he is "the max", no well, no gotch, just him stripped of the ways in which his family seeks to define him.

who are you when you are most yourself?

does it scare you? should it?

something about satin over bruised knuckles. something about taking it off.

im gonna throw up

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Why healing wound so itchy if itching wound while healing so bad????????