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i just never want to see elon musk happy

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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction

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whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)

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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine

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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

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breakup songs are so lame now sorry i feel like every charting breakup song you hear these days is like waah you left me but whatever you sucked anyway and im way too hot for you and too cool. why cant anyone be miserable anymore. no more im killing myself because you left music on the radios?!?!

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once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

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summa cum laude, othersa cum quiete

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im hearing reports that santa drank all the liqour in my sisters kitchen while everybody was sleeping oh my god why would he do this. And he didnt leave presents. And it wasnt me

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I wish I was a muppet so I could flail uncontrollably with no consequences. And for the scrunch

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im not even the type of guy to go "actually it's frankenstein's MONSTER" because a painting by rembrandt or picasso or any other artist is often called "a rembrandt" or "a picasso" as shorthand. so in this respect frankenstein's monster can be considered "a frankenstein"

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