Aged mother of many furry creatures. Reject burnout embrace boring old people hobbies.
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this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me
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"im tired of living through major historical events" is now "dear lord please let me witness a high profile political assassination in the next 1-2 years. amen"
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idk if it's just me but i'm glad that the majority of people outside of here believe tumblr is a dead site because like i've been here for 13 years and like this is my house??? i don't need thousands upon thousands of people flocking here it'd be like inviting chimps to a house party total fucking carnage
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers
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why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer
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Deinonychus Takedown for animation practice
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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i just never want to see elon musk happy
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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whatever souls are made of, yours and mine are the same (insult)
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baby i’ve got half finished wips you couldn’t even imagine
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they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now
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breakup songs are so lame now sorry i feel like every charting breakup song you hear these days is like waah you left me but whatever you sucked anyway and im way too hot for you and too cool. why cant anyone be miserable anymore. no more im killing myself because you left music on the radios?!?!
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