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I swear there is a cricket in this house I hear it

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I’m so glad that the slime scientists are still hard at work coming up with new versions of slime

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My phone does the thing where it suggests my notes to me sometimes and it’s bc they assume I write notes like “buy milk at the store.” Or “drink water” but most of my notes on the notes app are rough drafts of fanfics im working on so I’ll be having a good day and all of the sudden I get hit in the face with the smut I have written on my phone

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Just overstimulated my phone so bad that it completely shutdown and went nonverbal

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I wish there was a letterboxd for youtube videos and shit, then I’d be golden

Only THEN will people see my immaculate taste

I really dont watch many movies so its kind of extremely fucked up that my top three favorites are the SpongeBob movie, the fnaf movie and videodrome

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Ever since I’ve been growing out my hair my childhood stim of twirling a strand of my hair in between my fingers has come back full force and let me say, it’s like I never left beby. I’ve still got the technique down perfectly

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there are beds everywhere for those with the naps to sleep in them

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mom….dad……i might be giants

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I feel a spiritual connection to toy bonnie from five nights at freddy’s 2 because:

1. I am also confused for a girl a lot

2. twink

3. I have naturally extremely long eyelashes and huge eyebrows

4. geen eyes

5 twink

6. when I’m really tired like I just woke up I for some reason make my eyes really wide cuz it’s just more comfortable that way

7 blue

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If I get a letterboxed id be laughed out of that place with my tail between my legs

I really dont watch many movies so its kind of extremely fucked up that my top three favorites are the SpongeBob movie, the fnaf movie and videodrome

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I really dont watch many movies so its kind of extremely fucked up that my top three favorites are the SpongeBob movie, the fnaf movie and videodrome

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google how do I not have my feetsies be cold and sweaty i have socks on i think my feet hate me

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All images of female jerma look like jenny nicholson and its all i think about when i see them

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The two sides of the Jerma image spectrum