My name is Lyle and I am a potato. In the pictures is me, ihavestardustinmyeye, and havepenwillimagine. Are we not sexy?
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What are you supposed to do? Like in general?
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*actively ignores thinking about my future*
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Rogue:I paid someone to kill us.
The other Rogue:Why?
Rogue:So we could fight them.
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[For context purposes, our resident ranger is a complete druggie, by which I mean he just fuckin’ smokes weed all the time. Not much context needed.]
Ranger: Can I roll for dick size?
DM: Sure. Roll a d12.
Ranger: *rolls a 1* oh.
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cool new tumblr trend : “goodposting”
its when you share fun interesting things in a calm and friendly way
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Trans Exclusionary Feminist Claims Asexuals and Aromantics Would Make the Queer Community Unsafe for Various Members
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i lament. i collapse. i rise again.
seven word poems | a.h. (via aphroditce)
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beekeeper:*keeps bees*
bees:*is keep*
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Bill Nye wants young people to vote. Don’t let him down.
Do it for the environment, do it for the Science guy; do it for Science.
The chart above is what the US electoral map would look like if only millennials voted.
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Asexuals are confused. Bisexuals are confused. Pansexuals are confused. Homosexuals are confused. Heterosexuals are confused. Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.
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like in all fairness, fuck victor frankenstein ,, but tbh if i’d spent a shit ton of time on something and it didn’t turn out exactly how i wanted, i too would go to bed and let the situation go completely out of control, resulting in a body count and vengeance arc, honestly
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i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task
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