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women are… like pasta

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Not to get political but my philosophy is fundamentally that all people should suffer less. That it’s everyone’s responsibility to try to make the world a little better for everyone else. And anyone trying to do the opposite is an asshole who needs to stop.

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The Santiago drunkenness scale.

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i really hope you weren't as bad as my horse girl friends and i were, i.e. physically putting cheap, germ-ridden plastic jump ropes in our mouths despite the health risks and giving each other whiplash with little to no remorse

We absolutely did and the jump ropes looked like this and we got the game “horse racers” banned for the remainder of our time at that school

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there’s literally nothing more fun than being kind????? like? making someone feel loved and appreciated and seeing them smile and hearing them giggle?? sign me the fuck up

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i find it ironic that there are so many musicals about the poor and destitute, yet usually the only people who can afford to watch them are those who could never understand the sentiment

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meirl

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Another reason I really like Marie Kondo is that in other cleaning shows the host will looked shocked at the mess and the camera will flash to different piles with dramatic music stings. When Marie sees a draw filled with clutter she smiles from ear to ear and goes “I love mess, I love tidying”. Its just so wholesome and you can see the clients are relieved that she didn’t have a bad reaction.

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Lizzo by Pari Dukovic

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insert your card into the chip reader. put it in. hurry up. just fucking put the card in the chip reader. now leave it. leave it. do not even look at it. leave it alone you asshole leave your card in the chip reader. keep it in. if you take it I swear I wi–

TAKE IT OUT! REMOVE YOUR CARD RIGHT NOW TAKE YOUR CARD OUT TAKE IT OUT OF THE CHIP READER TAKE IT BACK TAKE IT BACK TAKE YOUR CARD BACK AND GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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YOU WROTE THE RULES. READ THEM. 

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me talking to kids half my age: dude you’re so rad and wise. teach me your ways. we’re bros. i’d let you lead me into battle any day.

me talking to kids one (1) year younger than me: a baby. such a small child. you understand nothing. tiny small young baby child.

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grey’s anatomy appreciation week 💉 day two ↳ favourite male character — mark sloan