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Running list of signs the church near me has put up
"If evolution were real, mothers would have three arms"
"Tomb for sale, lightly used"
Picture of Jesus on Easter that said "Back by popular demand"
"The Wordle of God" which had all the green squares fill out a cross, implying they got the answer and kept playing, so, yay Christianity
"Inflation hasn't affected the price of salvation"
"Gas prices are high, fill up on the holy spirit instead"
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Who needs video essays, I have a phone that calls gays and media that they like
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Oreos
Shout out to both Oreo Thins and Double Stuf Oreos both having extra of the bad part of the Oreo
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I think that movie studios should draft actors every year like its pro sports
#Houses and rooms are full of perfumes#the shelves are crowded with perfumes#I breathe the fragrance myself and know it and like it#The distillation would intoxicate me also#but I shall not let it.#The atmosphere is not a perfume#it has no taste of the distillation#it is odorless#It is for my mouth forever#I am in love with it#I will go to the bank by the wood and become undisguised and naked#I am mad for it to be in contact with me.#The smoke of my own breath#Echoes#ripples#buzz’d whispers#love-root#silk-thread#crotch and vine#My respiration and inspiration#the beating of my heart#the passing of blood and air through my lungs#The sniff of green leaves and dry leaves#and of the shore and dark-color’d sea-rocks#and of hay in the barn#The sound of the belch’d words of my voice loos’d to the eddies of the wind#A few light kisses#a few embraces#a reaching around of arms#The play of shine and shade on the trees as the supple boughs wag
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#This is a post from a Minecraft wedding I just officiated get wrecked losers don't you goddamn wish you were me huh huh#knitting a hat
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Constance Contraire Core
We talk a lot about how everyone our age is politically active because we read hunger games. Bullshit. We're like this because a three year old in a red raincoat got super powers by hating adults. Checkmate Flatearthers.
#yiddishfolkmusic#everyoneinmysteriousbenedictsocietywasgay#I should be finishing my essay rn#wait so is this like twitter where it has to be on word or are these saving as one tag#who designed this godforsaken website#these kids#theres a little notification on the message thing and when I click on it it just asks me to write a message what does that mean what do I d
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seen a lot of these with your favorites, but reblog with the CURRENT book you are reading, show you are streaming, the last movie you watched, and any game/puzzle/crafts you’re working on
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I may or may not have made a discord fan server for a book series no one has read
Recently my friend recommended I read Chris D’Lacey’s series “The Last Dragon Chronicles” and hohoooo boy are these books fucking wild. Searching the name online yields very few results, especially in regards to fan content (my current theory is that its a shared hallucination and in reality im staring at a collection of blank pages). So naturally, to fill the dragon-less void, we made a discord server!! If you are interested in joining, use this invite link below, it will not expire <3
https://discord.gg/KpUAz9qKR2
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glorious content from Redbubble of all places
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okay so I don't really think that people really understand how fucking wild nightcore actually is because ten years ago? no one would’ve put ‘-core’ on the end of something to denote a genre, nightcore cornflaking invented that. Cottagecore, daycore, goblincore, that’s all because sad middle schoolers listened to Meg and Dia’s Monster while doing their homework. Be careful who you bully in middle school, you’ll be working for them some day Anyway I have a very complicated relationship with the concept of the lottery-
#pacific rim is a bad movie stop trying to tell me otherwise#applesauce haters united#last dragon chronicles#nightcore
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