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Is that piece of media actually bad or did it just not go the way you wanted it to go?
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it’s pretty fucked up when they stumbled into narnia thru the wardrobe but it’d be way more fucked up if like a centaur wandered outside for like five minutes
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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why yes I have seen tinks
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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My blog is exclusively for people that didn’t try in PE. The only people that go to heaven are the bad bitches that walked the mile.
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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Tumblr should make different colors of verified checkmark
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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me irl
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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Haven't seen these yet
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These delight me. WeightWatchers can get absolutely fucked.
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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Beverages for everyone scrolling
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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making friends as an adult is the worst, I just want to know people already. no meet only know
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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hello mutual ive never spoken to before in my life would you like to be best friends 
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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once i dreamt that i was watching a documentary film in high school english class called 'the best pig at watching'. it opened on a pig staring motionlessly at something offscreen. a narrator said 'this is the best pig at watching'. it then was struck by lightning and the narrator said 'the best pig at watching has died. i now take you to the second best pig at watching'. the documentary went tn another pig that was afloat on like an ice floe in an ocean, staring at something offscreen. then the ice floe sank and the narrator said 'oh dear. we now take you to the third best pig at watching' and it just continued like that with various pigs in dangerous situations staring off-camera until they died, to which the narrator reacted with mild disappointment and taking the camera to the next pig. this just kept happening until i woke up
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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Anyone else feeling incredibly trapped within the circumstances of modern life?
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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I've been like bouncing off the fucking walls all day and couldn't figure out why I was so jittery and then I found out that the lemonade I got at panera has 260mg of caffeine. For context the coffee I drink sometimes to stay awake has about 65-90mg. Why does lemonade have this much caffeine. Whats your fuckint problem
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.
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lovemelikeagoldstar · 2 years
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La virgen...
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