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a really little animated black cat with giant eyes and no other discernible features

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One of my favorite historical tidbits is that Arab traders, for centuries, fooled Europeans into thinking cinnamon came from a rare, vicious and fearsome cinnamon bird.

The belief was so prevalent, in fact, that the mythical cinnamon bird shows up in the writings of Herodotus and Aristotle, all the way into medieval European manuscripts where it’s illustrated in all its fierce, cinnamony glory:

Pliny the Elder expressed skepticism of the bird in his writings, rightly assuming that it was a tale invented to keep control on the trade and prices by reducing competition, but the belief was already so widespread that it persisted in many areas into the early 1300’s.

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the prince smokes a big fucking blunt that is way too large for him because he's 5cm tall and also ichigo is there because i think they'd be chill with it

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me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?

catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts

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Tempted to draw this with spg crew

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I just think everyone should take a moment to consider the question "what is your visual shorthand for cruelty?" and then follow it up with a critical "and who taught you that?"

specific examples include but are not limited to

why is an evil timeline character design disabled? (why do the heroes go through equally punishing battles and never lose an arm, a leg, an eye?)

why are the futuristic scifi terrorists uniformly darker skinned? (why are the heroes so much lighter?)

why is the greedy boss fat? (why are the heroes skinny?)

why is the criminal mastermind heavily scarred? (why is the brooding, traumatized hero unscathed?)

why is the predatory creep a bearded person in a dress and makeup? (why are none of the heroes trans women?)

who taught you that this is how things are?

how long do you plan on repeating it?

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I might know a thing or two about this feeling

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i read this to adam and he just yelled, outraged, "THEYRE BABIES"

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Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad

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Bro absolutely COOKED with this.

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Did one of your parents ever bring you to work?

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"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"

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Airbnb bathroom in Malta, taken from the wet floor of the shower. Don't like the lip on that shower.

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