lovelylittletrainer

[lovelylittletrainer]

a girl i went to school with had a kid recently and announced the birth along with the fact she named her baby....... stunky.... like i know pokemon names happiny and seadra are relatively popular but like........ hey lady MAYBE there's a reason certain pokemon names are uncommon among humans

my god. like i love stunky as much as the next guy. But that poor fucking kid.

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Ok so I went out, nothin there, but I shit you not it started pouring on us as soon as I got near my window. It was probably these mean ass Kanto elitists. They tried banning all Ghost types and dark types from the dorms, completely deny fairy types existing. Old money kids whose parents have them study to be board execs at Slyph co or Gym trainers for the later Gyms. 🙄

One time one of them actually tried to like tell me that Avie was a normal type?? Like girlie go get scammed by some Magikarp seller. I swear. They’ve got old outdated Pokedexes from what I can only guess are the 90s or something, and they’re some of the only people I’ve seen still translating Dark type to evil type in Kantonese. Like???? Rude?

I just. Idk it’s annoying and now 3 Pokémon need baths before I can go to bed 😞

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The tapping hasn’t stoppeddddddd ! I’m giving it a solid 15 minutes before I go outside and investigate like the first victim in a horror movie. Unlike the first victim I’m bringing Avie and Bingo because they look the most intimidating (and Bingus doesn’t have a pokeball to be stored in so Bingo gets to babysit)

Wish me luck 😙✌️

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I’m writing my thesis on why Muna and Musharna should be classified as fairy-types, so eventually I’ve got to go back to Unova and catch a Muna.

Anyways I have a lot of thoughts and am sort of lazy so I think I’m gonna just slap them into one big-ish post lol

1.) Uhmmm Hi Kalos party people’s! So many Lumiose friends! I really need to visit the city seeing as it’s only like 2 hours ride away from my uni campus

2.) No word from any officials about collecting Bingus (that’s what I’m calling the Zorua <3) and he seems content to not cause problems or otherwise spread ecological disaster

3.) I realized I haven’t talked about my whole extended team (thank arc the 6 Pokémon rule only applies to battles) bc the line up is kinda wacky. Like there’s Flubsy who is a Growlithe someone abandoned as a tip when I worked as a waiter (?????) , Puppy my rescue Mimikyu , Rat and Tat my two differently colored slightly overweight Dedenne that snuck into two of my Pokeballs during the great shiny breeder bust of like last week, Flimflam my Flebebe, and his mate Murder a Floette I swear was a professional trainer in a different life. And ofc Bingo, Bingus, and my main battler Avie the Sylveon

4.) While writing this post someone’s Pokémon’s has been bumping into my window and I swear if those stupid seniors are trying to make new out of battle moves for Fletchling and Pidove for carrier pokemon I will report them so fast

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Hhisuian like Ancient Sinnoh Hisui? Oh mew I’ve got like a pre fossil in my dorm???

Ok so , nobody tell my RA and we’ll be golden!

If there’s like, a RAD branch in Kalos (and you guys aren’t creepy kidnappers or anything lol) feel free to come check on the guy or like send a message about him ig. I think Bingo will bite if you get too close because he’s steadily becoming more protective? I think he can smell the like weird vibes from all the way across the regions or something lol. (Actually it’s probably a fascinating occurrence where moon based Pokémon can actually tap into the moon’s energy and feel surges across where it’s shining and that’s why historically Lunatone/Umbreon/Clefairy/Jigglypuff/Starmi all freaked out when there was a catastrophe anywhere in the world except Unova and Alola [which were mostly undiscovered at the time of such records being taken]).

Anyways thanks!

Is it, like illegal to keep this cute little Zorua I found? He’s kinda weird lookin and a little sad but I can’t find it’s pack and Zorua kits are notoriously bad at thermoregulating without cuddling up to the litter,,, plus his fur is so cute and wispy I think he might be underfed 🥺

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Here’s a picture of him, he’s definitely weird looking. I’m worried it may be another shiny breeder from my dorms seeing as I’m not the only research student who came from Unova, but I’ve never seen a Zorua with a birth defect that gave them less melanated fur on the top of their head. Then again shiny pokemon are mostly unstudied.

Bingo (My Umbreon) has basically adopted him though and keeps looking at me weird whenever I pick him up to check on him.

Is it, like illegal to keep this cute little Zorua I found? He’s kinda weird lookin and a little sad but I can’t find it’s pack and Zorua kits are notoriously bad at thermoregulating without cuddling up to the litter,,, plus his fur is so cute and wispy I think he might be underfed 🥺

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Is it, like illegal to keep this cute little Zorua I found? He’s kinda weird lookin and a little sad but I can’t find it’s pack and Zorua kits are notoriously bad at thermoregulating without cuddling up to the litter,,, plus his fur is so cute and wispy I think he might be underfed 🥺

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im curious about something sooo uhh hey pokebloggers that follow me, reblog and tag this post with the first pokemon you had and how old you were when you got it!

and i mean like your pokemon family pokemon dont count xD

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Update: They keep eating all the electricity in my hall, Officer Jenny was a mercy on this fool

Hello but does anyone know what to do whit a Dedenne infestation? Some moron in my dorm hall got busted for shiny breeding them and about a huffed escaped into the inside of the building and they all think MY Sylveon is their pack leader?

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Hello but does anyone know what to do whit a Dedenne infestation? Some moron in my dorm hall got busted for shiny breeding them and about a huffed escaped into the inside of the building and they all think MY Sylveon is their pack leader?

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Guys never ever become a Pokémon professor did you know you have to catch every Pokémon of a specific type to be a specialized professor??? Bro do you know how hard it’s been to get Galarian work visas after that Elongated Gumshoos or whoever blew up that gym and tried to kill the former champion???! Like bruh how am I supposed to observe and catch an Alcreamie in these conditions

In other news Avie (my Sylveon) has taken to hiding my slippers which is fun ig

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rb this if youre a trainer or you post about your pokémon or etc